Herbal laxatives in protein powder is a good treatment. It blends in real smooth and my team leader couldn't figure out why a punk ass needed to be relieved within an hour of his post shift in Afghanistan, every day.
#8 fat people in sausage skins is one of the things this decade will be remembered for. #20 some of the things I have put in cupcakes for food robbers. Chocolate harbornaros, potted meat, etc. The best part is when they look at you with a hurt pissed off look.
Bits of 'bhut jolokia' (ghost) pepper. Because unless the perp is a SERIOUS hot pepper afficionado*, the pain inflicted will make it obvious who the thief is.
* I do know one guy who grows them and eats pieces. One damn near killed me.
#20. A splash of liquid soap between two pieces of lunch meat is the best solution.
ReplyDeleteSeveral chocolate Ex-Lax in brownies will do the trick. Over and over again.
DeleteHerbal laxatives in protein powder is a good treatment. It blends in real smooth and my team leader couldn't figure out why a punk ass needed to be relieved within an hour of his post shift in Afghanistan, every day.
Deleteone or two drops of Visine will do the trick. there will be no doubt of who took it.
Deleteepsom salts work well also
Delete#6, isn't that Owen Wilson?
ReplyDeleteAh, the statue of the Mona Lisa. I get it now. I guess I'm not up to date on stoner humor. My bad.
DeleteThat was my first impression. Numerous hits from an image search returned "Owen Wilson resembles the Statue of Liberty".
DeleteClearly you're not HAF.
DeleteYes... that IS OwenWilson!! It's not even close to KeithUrban. Obviously whoever created that was high AF.
DeleteShort bus?
DeleteHence the term "high AF"...
Delete#3, doesn't matter, he's going to eat it anyway.
ReplyDelete#19 - make sure you post it online
#20 - include some rock candy for texture
re: Loadedforbear: you obviously aren't high enough... (none of the name match either of the pictures)
#5 - So true!
ReplyDelete#3 Another 24 case.
ReplyDelete#8 To keep the flab from flopping.
#18 Looks more like the forbidding fruit.
#8 fat people in sausage skins is one of the things this decade will be remembered for.
ReplyDelete#20 some of the things I have put in cupcakes for food robbers. Chocolate harbornaros, potted meat, etc. The best part is when they look at you with a hurt pissed off look.
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ReplyDeleteBits of 'bhut jolokia' (ghost) pepper. Because unless the perp is a SERIOUS hot pepper afficionado*, the pain inflicted will make it obvious who the thief is.
* I do know one guy who grows them and eats pieces. One damn near killed me.
#3...always on the lookout for his penis...hasn't seen it in years.
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