The mating rituals of city dwellers, a truly perplexing thing. Pop quiz folks, what do you get when those mate?? (Hint, look up what’s residing in the whitehouse). 🏴☠️Bert
Then there was that time that a gaggle of girls were sitting at the front of the garage. The object of my desire was in with them. I rode my bicycle faster and faster along the street then pulled into the drive way headed for them. I intended to hit the brakes and leave a long tire mark stopping just short of them.
I did all of that and it worked. Except I hadn't counted on when things come to a sudden stop. I slipped forward off the seat and wrapped my balls around the gooseneck. Yes, right in front of them all. I learned a lesson on physics that day.
He impressed them alright... about how stupid he is.
ReplyDeleteYup, but ya gotta figure, 90% chance they ain't any brighter.
DeleteThe mating rituals of city dwellers, a truly perplexing thing. Pop quiz folks, what do you get when those mate?? (Hint, look up what’s residing in the whitehouse). 🏴☠️Bert
ReplyDeleteFAIL!
ReplyDeleteAnd boy howdy do they look duly impressed, probably the best chuckle they've had all day.
ReplyDeleteI was that young and stupid once...
ReplyDeleteAt that age, EVERYTHING we did was to impress the ladies.
ReplyDeleteI should get me one of those things. Is the security camera included?
ReplyDeleteThen there was that time that a gaggle of girls were sitting at the front of the garage. The object of my desire was in with them. I rode my bicycle faster and faster along the street then pulled into the drive way headed for them. I intended to hit the brakes and leave a long tire mark stopping just short of them.
ReplyDeleteI did all of that and it worked. Except I hadn't counted on when things come to a sudden stop. I slipped forward off the seat and wrapped my balls around the gooseneck. Yes, right in front of them all. I learned a lesson on physics that day.
Mailbox 2, pussies 0
ReplyDeleteOr a trash can!!!grayman
DeleteCity is being sued for a million bucks for allowing a trashcan to attack an innocent little boy.
ReplyDeleteImpress, no. Entertain, yes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they all took a look at his boo boo later...
ReplyDeleteJD