I believe that was a Stihl MS 180, which retails for less than $300. If she could have stuffed three of them in her pants she'd have been California 'legal'.
All that trouble for a chainsaw that costs less than $950. I can imagine that soon we'll have a new Amazon app: "Next day delivery for everything less than $950".
A police report on a shop lifting arrest said the suspect "shoved a brazier down her pants" and then left the store without paying for it. I said to the records clerk, "This says a woman shoved a hibachi down her pants." The clerk said, "What? Who wrote that?" She looked at the report and said, "Oh, him. He can't spell for anything."
The pink panther lives on!
ReplyDeleteIn ca, if under 9 hudret and fiddy dollas, you good boo!
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chillhill
I believe that was a Stihl MS 180, which retails for less than $300.
DeleteIf she could have stuffed three of them in her pants she'd have been California 'legal'.
Alcohol or drugs must be involved.
ReplyDeleteEither that or absolutely moronic.
Too bad it didn't have a remote start option on that chain saw...
ReplyDeleteAll that trouble for a chainsaw that costs less than $950.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine that soon we'll have a new Amazon app: "Next day delivery for everything less than $950".
Second trip for bar-lube?
ReplyDeleteI wish I'd been there to help her shove that thing up her ass.
ReplyDeleteI hate thieves. All us honest people are paying for their lack of conscience.
it is just a case of "democrats can't raise taxes to increase welfare checks, so they gave permission to STEAL".
DeleteThat's about the size of it, isn't it?
DeleteA police report on a shop lifting arrest said the suspect "shoved a brazier down her pants" and then left the store without paying for it. I said to the records clerk, "This says a woman shoved a hibachi down her pants." The clerk said, "What? Who wrote that?" She looked at the report and said, "Oh, him. He can't spell for anything."
ReplyDeleteAnything is a dildo if you are brave enough.
ReplyDeleteThat looked like a cheapo chainsaw; still expensive.
-arc
She looks doable, so if she's gonna use it to slice and dice her old man I'll suppy the gas in exchange for a BJ.
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