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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

How to steal a chainsaw


 

13 comments:

  1. The pink panther lives on!

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  2. In ca, if under 9 hudret and fiddy dollas, you good boo!

    FFS...

    chillhill

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    1. I believe that was a Stihl MS 180, which retails for less than $300.
      If she could have stuffed three of them in her pants she'd have been California 'legal'.

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  3. Alcohol or drugs must be involved.
    Either that or absolutely moronic.

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  4. Too bad it didn't have a remote start option on that chain saw...

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  5. All that trouble for a chainsaw that costs less than $950.
    I can imagine that soon we'll have a new Amazon app: "Next day delivery for everything less than $950".

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  6. I wish I'd been there to help her shove that thing up her ass.

    I hate thieves. All us honest people are paying for their lack of conscience.

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    1. it is just a case of "democrats can't raise taxes to increase welfare checks, so they gave permission to STEAL".

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    2. That's about the size of it, isn't it?

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  7. A police report on a shop lifting arrest said the suspect "shoved a brazier down her pants" and then left the store without paying for it. I said to the records clerk, "This says a woman shoved a hibachi down her pants." The clerk said, "What? Who wrote that?" She looked at the report and said, "Oh, him. He can't spell for anything."

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  8. Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

    That looked like a cheapo chainsaw; still expensive.

    -arc

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  9. She looks doable, so if she's gonna use it to slice and dice her old man I'll suppy the gas in exchange for a BJ.

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