#4 At my brother-in-laws mother's 94th birthday, one of the great grand daughters asked her how she got so old. Her reply "Well, I just didn't die, honey." I think I like that one far better than any other I've heard, and I believe it, too. Eod1sg Ret
#20 : I mentioned the NOW "iron" to an ardent feminist friend, way back in the 70's (?). It took her decades to speak to me again. We're now both laughing grandmothers. Time heals.
4, 11 :)
ReplyDeleteOutstanding!
ReplyDeletePlease pardon me stealing all of them.
Free to me, free to you.
DeleteSo many good ones. #5 the girl on the right must looking for a DP. :-)) Nemo
ReplyDeleteDP??? Displaced Person??
DeleteDP??? Displaced Person??
DeleteDP??? Displaced Person??
DeleteDarker penis.
DeleteLBD -
DeleteThere is always Urban Dictionary.
LBD, DP, double penitration!!!!grayman
Delete#4 At my brother-in-laws mother's 94th birthday, one of the great grand daughters asked her how she got so old. Her reply "Well, I just didn't die, honey." I think I like that one far better than any other I've heard, and I believe it, too. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDelete#20 for the win.
ReplyDelete#20: "Irony."
DeleteNational Association of Gals
Delete#4 is so me, if I last that long. LOL
ReplyDelete#20 : I mentioned the NOW "iron" to an ardent feminist friend, way back in the 70's (?). It took her decades to speak to me again. We're now both laughing grandmothers. Time heals.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it does. I have several 40 year old grudges that I'm probably never going to get a chance to get even with.
Delete#5: If dey was Sistas the names left to right of Diarrhea and Gonorrhea wouldn't draw a second glance. Same as with the name Clitoris for the 3rd.
ReplyDeleteSry,
ReplyDeleteI guess im getting old but I dont get #7 aside from the cutiecupcakes. What are the packettes on their ears?
Taco hell salsa substitute packs
DeleteWhat I wanna know is what/who is looking through the blinds at the chicks in #5?
ReplyDeleteThat would be Pennywise the Clown from It.
Delete#18 should be: Know won lykes ewe.
ReplyDelete#2, My wife and I attended a wedding where the marriage ended at the reception.
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