I called my mother this morning to ask if she was excited about becoming a great grandmother seeing as my oldest niece is due with her first in a couple days.
She had the baby Monday. Monday, and not a soul in my family called or emailed to let us know. Not a single fucking one.
I'll give Mom a pass seeing as she's bedridden in a nursing home and is getting forgetful as hell anyway, but I've got countless aunts, uncles, and cousins, as well as another niece and nephew, plus a brother.
Fuck 'em all. See if I leave any of them my riches when I die, sniff sniff.
