#7 I swear pizza places are slicing their pizzas to do this on purpose! I will use my commercial grade slicer to reinforce the cuts starting on my next pie.
#10 - Many years ago I painted my daughter's bedroom. Two years later, my wife talked her into another color. I said fuck that. The paint was still perfect and I didn't want to hear it.
Well, my wife decided to paint it herself. She stepped off the step stool and dumped a gallon of bright green paint all over the oak floor.
#7 I swear pizza places are slicing their pizzas to do this on purpose! I will use my commercial grade slicer to reinforce the cuts starting on my next pie.
ReplyDelete#4 - Had an inexperienced friend dump us out of my canoe last year. Luckily, we were on the boat ramp and it was nice out.
ReplyDelete#10 - Anybody painting that color green in a house ought to spill that shit.
Ed
Thanks for supplying some much needed laughter this day!
ReplyDelete#6 one tough nut to crack
ReplyDelete#6. That's why humans have back teeth.
ReplyDelete#6 - Chinesium.
ReplyDelete#10 - Same puke green used by the Seattle sportsball teams. Probably a couple of queers painting up their place on Capitol Hill.
#3 is pretty heartbreaking
ReplyDelete#10 - Many years ago I painted my daughter's bedroom. Two years later, my wife talked her into another color. I said fuck that. The paint was still perfect and I didn't want to hear it.
ReplyDeleteWell, my wife decided to paint it herself. She stepped off the step stool and dumped a gallon of bright green paint all over the oak floor.
Live and learn...
If they live, you hope they learn.
Delete#6 nutcracker buster?
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