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Wednesday, August 11, 2021

"Hmmm, tastes like Popeye's"

A Chicago man battered an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the cop’s buddy during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive, prosecutors said. 

Kyle Clark, 35, also had a gun in his car, according to the allegations. But you’re probably more interested in hearing about the nipple.

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  1. He was just too high strung.

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  2. " Clark has been convicted three times for aggravated battery of peace officers"

    Sounds like he's a slow learner. *looks at mugshot. Suspicion confirmed.

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  3. From the looks of his mug-shot he bit off more than he could chew I'd say.

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  4. Battered then bit............Ok, English language is funny and I don't think that is the battered they meant.
    Daryl

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  5. Thanks for keeping us abreast of this, Kenny.

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  6. With good behavior he should be out in a few weeks.

    P.S. - Do we know what happened to the nipple?

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