#8 Dandelions were the subject of one of those "scientific" papers about the dangers of climate change. Dandelions were in danger from floods or droughts or something or other. Not only was there no evidence whatsoever that droughts or floods had increased in frequency in the British Isles, but the author who was allegedly some kind of botanist, didn't appear to know the first thing about dandelions. Surely a botanist would be aware that dandelions survive droughts because they have a root that goes halfway down to the Earth's core. Every grass verge and lawn was yellow with the effing things at the time.
20 Got axed to leave Walmart once about twenty years ago when I hollered down the aisle “Hey honey, look at this asshole over here”. I’m trying real hard to be a better man nowadays. But I’ll get over that soon. Eod1sg Ret
#8 is very accurate
ReplyDelete#11 should have a graphic image warning! My eyes!
#14 Walmart was playing White Rabbit--The Most Pyschedelic Song Ever! as background/elevator music
ReplyDelete#8 Dandelions were the subject of one of those "scientific" papers about the dangers of climate change. Dandelions were in danger from floods or droughts or something or other. Not only was there no evidence whatsoever that droughts or floods had increased in frequency in the British Isles, but the author who was allegedly some kind of botanist, didn't appear to know the first thing about dandelions. Surely a botanist would be aware that dandelions survive droughts because they have a root that goes halfway down to the Earth's core. Every grass verge and lawn was yellow with the effing things at the time.
ReplyDelete#6 Do they remove the sticks and seeds before you buy it nowadays?
ReplyDeleteThey sell the buds rather than the whole plant.
DeleteUnpollinated female plants don't produce seeds...all bud.
Delete#20 for the win! Nemo
ReplyDelete#6 We called them seeds and stems
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And that's what double album covers were for!
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20, what's he gonna do with that big vegetable...
ReplyDeleteI looked, but I don't see the president anywhere.
DeleteThat reminds me of the joke, what is President Reagans favorite vegetable? James Brady.
I always kinda liked that unexpected pop when a seed went off.
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That's because you didn't keep burning holes in your favorite Tye-dyed T-shirts.
Delete5) 10min per day on the company toilet = 1 extra week of vacation per year.
ReplyDeletePretty sure #20 is the same cunt that shows off his hammer/sickle cake. https://leadstories.com/Johnny.jpg
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it is. It's hard to believe there's two people in this world that pussified.
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#6 wow that brings back memories of the bricks of dirt brown mexican my friends used to buy in the 70s and 80s... I'd always be like "Na I'm good..."
ReplyDelete#20 now that's what calls us nazis
ReplyDeleteYou ignorant gringo, there is no "s" on 50 cent.
ReplyDeleteTo do so would be WAY to literate... and White
#8 plan staring a dandelion garden like my grandmon did long ago. Dandelion use probably most useful plant out there for medicine, food and fine vine.
ReplyDelete20 Got axed to leave Walmart once about twenty years ago when I hollered down the aisle “Hey honey, look at this asshole over here”. I’m trying real hard to be a better man nowadays. But I’ll get over that soon. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDelete#17 Semper Fi Bert
ReplyDelete#1 He's 50 Rupee not 50 Peso.
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