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Monday, August 09, 2021

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  1. JamesDAugust 9, 2021 at 2:20 PM

    #8???

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  2. wirecutterAugust 9, 2021 at 2:39 PM

    They're in church. The server is the guy passing the offering plate around.

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    1. JamesDAugust 9, 2021 at 4:40 PM

      Thanks Mr. Lane - guess it went over my head.

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    2. AnonymousAugust 9, 2021 at 5:00 PM

      I dunno. Daughter was a server for many years. Always said the after church crowd is the worst tippers. They come in, ask for a bunch of lemons and sugar to make their ice water into lemonade, kids tear up the place and then they each tip a buck or less. At a moderately high-end restaurant. She hated working Sunday afternoons.

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    3. AnonymousAugust 9, 2021 at 5:16 PM

      I'm really dense. Even with the #8 explanation, I still don't get it. As for #4, you should be ashamed! And, I'm going straight to hell for laughing at it! "Yinzer"

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    4. clayusmcretAugust 10, 2021 at 11:38 AM

      If you feel bad about #4, don't. You recognized it. That's the important part.

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  3. rickn8orAugust 9, 2021 at 11:09 PM

    Anonymous, that sounds like Memphis when the Church of God in Christ ("COGIC", AKA "The Hats") come to town for their convocations. Any experienced waitstaffer knows to their vacation that week.

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    1. Mad JackAugust 10, 2021 at 10:10 AM

      The Hats are not confined to Memphis.

      What I've never been able to get my head around is why a family of five or better truly believes it's perfectly okay to suck up two or three tables, let their crotch monsters run wild, trash the area, then fail to leave a tip - and why the restaurant management always fails to confront the party about it.

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    2. AnonymousAugust 10, 2021 at 2:41 PM

      Anonymous here again (I really need to get a better name). This was at Uncle Julio's in Fort Worth. Between that and the Irish Travelers it was sheer chaos. I witnessed two of those kids go and grab the tipjar off the bar and begin to stuff their pockets. When they called the mom's over, the fight was on.

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  4. rickn8orAugust 9, 2021 at 11:11 PM

    #4 is a guarantee you'll never be asked to contribute to the church's bake sale ever again.

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  5. Justin_O_GuyAugust 10, 2021 at 3:37 AM

    #5,,That's why I laugh when I hear someone say
    Do they think we are Stewpid??
    Duude,, they Know, okay?
    And#6 is just too true..

    But the Easter cookies,,, I was afraid I was gonna wake the wife.
    Then I got to the possum and Did,,dammitall.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 10, 2021 at 12:20 PM

    #18 - Actually, Columbia has the best Coke - it's the richest kind!

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  7. greggBCAugust 10, 2021 at 12:42 PM

    Andy Griffin was and Ron Howard is hugh crybaby libs that support whoever and whatever the dimmocrat party runs. They are definitely out of place in that meme.

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  8. Bear Claw Chris LappAugust 10, 2021 at 2:59 PM

    2 First she asked can I play with yours? He said no. She said why? He said no, you broke yours off.

    4 Kenny you may end up smokin a turd in purgatory for that one.

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