Down at the local watering hole one day, a guys dog jumped up into his lap and started lapping up his beer. The guy said he really likes beer that's when I told him that he was just on the floor licking his ass and was probably trying to get the shit taste out of his mouth. The place busted up over that one.
Not sure what to think about # 17?
ReplyDeleteZoom in on the $$$ maker...
Delete17 - Which him? The one groping her leg, or the one about the give her the shaft?
ReplyDelete#13 Is why My late father NEVER let a dog lick him in the face.
ReplyDeleteThat asshole dog Jack will lick my hands, but he will not and never has licked a face. He just refuses to do it.
DeleteFace licking is demeaning to alpha-like dogs. Some humans like to lick faces, though.
DeleteI guess Asshole Jack has standards?
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Warning guys. Definitely keep your lips away from her oral cavity, but licking her ass gets the U.S. Dental Association's seal of approval.
Delete#11 Not very likely....NONE of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm a no dog licks my face person also. ever since the first time I witnessed that ass licking behavior when I was about 10. Fookin disgusting.
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19 for the win.
ReplyDelete#17 that's gonna be a surprise..
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ReplyDeleteI'm just commenting because this shit makes me laugh every day. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteDown at the local watering hole one day, a guys dog jumped up into his lap and started lapping up his beer. The guy said he really likes beer that's when I told him that he was just on the floor licking his ass and was probably trying to get the shit taste out of his mouth. The place busted up over that one.
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