FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A kite surfer has died after being rushed to the hospital Wednesday morning after he crashed into the wall of a home in Fort Lauderdale, authorities confirmed.
That's prezackly why I don't kite surf. God damned walls pop up outta nowhere in the ocean. Dumb bastard was probably showing off and scaring his wife how by heading straight for shore and jumping in front of the window as she looked out. Splat. Look Ma do hands, Look Ma, no brains.
Interesting comments in the article. I always find the phrase, "He died doing what he loved," a bit odd. No one ever says that about drug over doses or home invasions.
That's prezackly why I don't kite surf. God damned walls pop up outta nowhere in the ocean. Dumb bastard was probably showing off and scaring his wife how by heading straight for shore and jumping in front of the window as she looked out. Splat. Look Ma do hands, Look Ma, no brains.
ReplyDeleteInteresting comments in the article. I always find the phrase, "He died doing what he loved," a bit odd. No one ever says that about drug over doses or home invasions.
ReplyDeleteBut it would be funny as hell if they did.
DeleteAm I wrong for not feeling bad at ALL! You play stoopid games...
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