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Friday, October 08, 2021

So he discovers he's not Superman.....

A man plunged nine stories from a high-rise in Jersey City, New Jersey, landed on a BMW — and miraculously survived, according to officials and a witness. 

The 31-year-old crashed through the roof of the black Beemer 330i parked below 26 Journal Square at 10:20 a.m. Wednesday, then stood up with his right arm dangling at his side and asked, “What happened?” onlooker Christina Smith, 21, told The Post.
-Chris

8 comments:

  1. Journal Square Jersey City, NJ. Been there. He's lucky he wasn't mugged wafter he hit.

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    1. Maybe so. But its the idiots drawn to the car. Just yesterday, although it wasn't the first, or last, time, the driver of a BMW sedan rode up on my rear bumper. We were on the interstate. I was doing 68 mph in the slow lane. I guess I wasn't going fast enough and it was arrogant to think he should switch lanes to pass. His problem is my truck is all metal. In fact, it is carved from a single chunk of iron. The rear bumper which he so desirously wished to caress probably weighs near the weight of his car. I laugh and laugh and I won't be stopping to help extract him from the twisted plastic.

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  3. The idiot will def have that right arm amputated! Fucken selfish maskhole could've kilt an innocent pedestrian with his antics.

    Chutes Magoo

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  4. I'm sure someone will cite this as an example of a mask saving his life! Would have been a COVID death otherwise...

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  5. If that was my BMW, I'd beat the crap out of him.

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  6. How inept do you have to be to screw up a sure-fire suicide?

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