Monday, October 25, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

VERO BEACH, Fla. – Two new Indian River County physical education teachers were arrested on allegations of mistakenly walking into someone’s apartment, with one of them getting in bed with the resident, his partner and their baby, in an encounter that ended in a shooting, according to sheriff’s officials.


  1. This was nothing more than a failed BLM protest. let them go.

  2. You forgot to title it "Guess the race'!

  3. Physical education teachers? You gotta be shitting me. Whoever hired them needs to be replaced... NOW.

  4. How drunk do you have to be…

  5. “Cohen admitted that after the altercation with the victim, he came in possession of a firearm and shot at the victim as (he) was running away,” the report stated.

    "Came in possession"? I love how it's written to imply that it's something that just happened to Mr Cohen. "I was just sitting on the stoop, minding my own business, and this firearm alla sudden come into my possession! It was crazy, man!"

    Also, that man is not what one would expect when one reads the name "Cohen".


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