#1, My ex and I were at my family picnic. A bird landed a big one on top of her head, it splashed down from her head, and onto her plate. She was pissed and embarrassed at the same time. I was proud of myself. Not only did I not laugh, but I actually got her a towel. It was funny as hell, though.
#5 You can tell from the body language that she is no athlete, with no muscle tone. I have no idea why she even attempted that hurdle. If you watch closely, she doesn't even try to jump over it, she tried to just fling herself over it.
#1. Dang it, missed.
ReplyDelete#3 Always break your wrist on the accelerator or by gar you will not be able to let go. Just like that mother fucker. Some ride em, some operate em.
ReplyDeleteI used to ride and I still don't see the point in having one of those.
Delete#10 - Pay attention to the masters when you attempt something like this.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOg4aYGtdY
#1 She doesn’t swallow
ReplyDeleteIn this case, the swallow does her.
Delete#5, the hurdle is facing in the wrong direction...
ReplyDelete5. with all those legs I would think she could make it over a simple hurdle
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#3 - I saw the who;e video a few days ago. Couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.
ReplyDelete#9 - Was that wind or Magneto?
#1, My ex and I were at my family picnic. A bird landed a big one on top of her head, it splashed down from her head, and onto her plate. She was pissed and embarrassed at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI was proud of myself. Not only did I not laugh, but I actually got her a towel. It was funny as hell, though.
#7 Said in the voice of that Simpson kid-Haa Haa
ReplyDelete#5 You can tell from the body language that she is no athlete, with no muscle tone.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea why she even attempted that hurdle. If you watch closely, she doesn't even try to jump over it, she tried to just fling herself over it.
#9 Is one hell of a gust of wind.
Tim in AK
#8, Photographer on the bike, from way down the road,, why?
ReplyDeleteNo 7 for the win, er lose.
ReplyDeleteHeavy repair bills and a few broken collar and other assorted bones in this collection.
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