There is a price for having the best dad ever. The kid was wearing a helmet. There was a lot of space to slide before the hard stop. That kid totatly walked away from that and I bet there was no damage to the parked car. No blood, even better no stiches and even better no broken bones. The only way to top that is to end the day getting some icecream.
That is a memory that kid is going to have for the rest of his/her life. When that kid compares "and what did you do this weekend?" and hears "my moms knewst boyfriend pushed me on the swing" that kid will think "wow, thats the best he can come up with? what a looser- let me tell you about how much my dad kicks ass".
Absolutely! What a cool dog.. Bet that kid accidentally got the ball over the fence one day and the dog gave it back. Now, it's a game. Memories for life.
I'm still laughing at #1. I don't know how people get the idea that Western culture is superior. I mean, that is just pathetic, the level of stupidity and ineptitude on display.
#9:
ReplyDeleteWhip it!
Whip it good!
#8: no snatch tonight. #3: is that Reunion Tower Dallas?
ReplyDeleteyup
Delete8 - LOL
ReplyDelete10 - how stupee ya gotta be.
#8 Guess who's not getting laid tonight.
ReplyDelete[rocketride]
Unless that was payback for something...Then it's make-up sex!
DeleteI was waiting for her to return fire, but she just waved the white flag.
Delete#4 someone needs a good ass whipping for pulling that poor kid like that.
ReplyDeleteThere is a price for having the best dad ever. The kid was wearing a helmet. There was a lot of space to slide before the hard stop. That kid totatly walked away from that and I bet there was no damage to the parked car. No blood, even better no stiches and even better no broken bones. The only way to top that is to end the day getting some icecream.
DeleteThat is a memory that kid is going to have for the rest of his/her life. When that kid compares "and what did you do this weekend?" and hears "my moms knewst boyfriend pushed me on the swing" that kid will think "wow, thats the best he can come up with? what a looser- let me tell you about how much my dad kicks ass".
Class, today's lesson is about centrifugal force...
DeleteNo, no, no! Steer INTO the skid. Kids never listen.
Delete"...what a looser..."
DeleteLooser than what?
--Tennessee Budd
#3 Gas prices are so high, drivers are resorting to innovative ways of saving gas!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No comments on #2. Best one today.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! What a cool dog.. Bet that kid accidentally got the ball over the fence one day and the dog gave it back. Now, it's a game. Memories for life.
DeleteHow do you motivate a retriever to fetch the ball ?
DeleteThrow the ball. Again.
#7 wait until the chicken figures out that it's bug flavored.
ReplyDelete#10: PHYSICS!!!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking gravity meets stupidity.
Delete#5 - Horse 2, humans 0.
ReplyDelete#6 - Fast moving water, whatever its source, is nothing to fuck with.
#8 - Somebody ain't getting any trim tonight.
I'm still laughing at #1. I don't know how people get the idea that Western culture is superior. I mean, that is just pathetic, the level of stupidity and ineptitude on display.
ReplyDelete#5 Fat people shouldn't ride horses, it's unfair to the horse.
ReplyDelete#8: Put that fuckin' phone down!
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