I used to work in the print biz. I've airbrushed cottage cheese off a girls leg, removed people from photos, add people to photos, and once eliminated a light pole. Don't trust your eyes....
Before photoshop came around, we had a piece of equipment called the Scitex, which was the predecessor of photroshop, except we could charge $400 an hour to do the work...then photoshop came along and everything went away...good while it lasted!
And periodically you hear of some dude who's getting an annulment because the girl he woke up with after the wedding is completely different from the four-hours-of-prep-each-day girl he dated.
Question everything.....
ReplyDeleteAt least she didn't open her mouth and destroy ALL our illusions...
ReplyDeleteI used to work in the print biz.
ReplyDeleteI've airbrushed cottage cheese off a girls leg, removed people from photos, add people to photos, and once eliminated a light pole.
Don't trust your eyes....
Before photoshop came around, we had a piece of equipment called the Scitex, which was the predecessor of photroshop, except we could charge $400 an hour to do the work...then photoshop came along and everything went away...good while it lasted!
DeleteBack when we had color separations and drum scanners. The good old days.
DeleteBig deal. I've been able to do this many times myself .... self-administering copious amounts of alcohol.
ReplyDeleteThe ol' "Budweiser Ten" at closing time.
DeleteAnd periodically you hear of some dude who's getting an annulment because the girl he woke up with after the wedding is completely different from the four-hours-of-prep-each-day girl he dated.
ReplyDeleteAnd these gals want a real man!
ReplyDeleteI call shenanigans! Shenanigans!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't just finding a hot chick to do the photo shoot be a lot easier?
ReplyDeleteBitches been doing this for hundreds of years. Merkins, girdles, push-up bras, and makeup. You've got to use your instincts (or not drink too much).
ReplyDeleteBusting them filming in a fake corporate jet interior is also funny.
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