Where bad choices make good stories
At least she didn't open her mouth and destroy ALL our illusions...
I used to work in the print biz.I've airbrushed cottage cheese off a girls leg, removed people from photos, add people to photos, and once eliminated a light pole.Don't trust your eyes....
Before photoshop came around, we had a piece of equipment called the Scitex, which was the predecessor of photroshop, except we could charge $400 an hour to do the work...then photoshop came along and everything went away...good while it lasted!
Back when we had color separations and drum scanners. The good old days.
Big deal. I've been able to do this many times myself .... self-administering copious amounts of alcohol.
The ol' "Budweiser Ten" at closing time.
And periodically you hear of some dude who's getting an annulment because the girl he woke up with after the wedding is completely different from the four-hours-of-prep-each-day girl he dated.
And these gals want a real man!
I call shenanigans! Shenanigans!
Wouldn't just finding a hot chick to do the photo shoot be a lot easier?
Bitches been doing this for hundreds of years. Merkins, girdles, push-up bras, and makeup. You've got to use your instincts (or not drink too much).
Busting them filming in a fake corporate jet interior is also funny.
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