Actually many people who are hard of hearing need to lip read in order to complete the hearing process. Some don't realize it until something like a fucking mask gets in the way.
I include myself among the many people that only need to see a politician's lips moving to know they're lying. Tell me again why we must wear masks, except when posing for photos at fund raisers?
#14, I have many like that but one sticks out. While visiting a friend's father lake house in Indiana. The next day I was clutching a Indiana State flag and had a cue ball next to me. I asked friend where that stuff came from? He said you don't remember last night? I said no. So allegedly we were drinking and playing pool, with Locals, and and the guys wear cheating. So my buddy said lets get out of here. So before we left I grabbed the Cue ball an said, "So if we can't play, you can't either". Then outside there was a Police Station so I went over there and stole the flag. Piss on that town. His father found the stuff next weekend and asked what happened. He laughed, but said, don't ever do that again.
Damn that's a good one! My worst was back in high school I went to a college party with my then gf. I woke up the next morning wearing pants but no underwear and had a greasy imprint of a crescent wrench on one palm. Never did find out what happened...didn't really want to know.
Two nights before ETS in Viet Nam, me and another guy stole a staff car (black 4-door 1965 Ford) from in front of HQ building, drove it down town, got drunk and more or less wrecked it driving back after curfew, or anyway as close as you could come to wrecking one and still be able to drive it. Parked it where we found it. After much whining and finger pointing, the lifers decided to let it slide.
What were they gonna do about it anyway, send us to Viet Nam?
#12 Most people lipread to some extent, even people with normal hearing. As one loses hearing, one does it more and more. I've lost enough hearing that I frequently have to ask people to speak up, especially if they're wearing a mask or simply have their face pointed away from me.
Dammit, Ken! #20 - gah!
ReplyDeleteYup, that's about the same reaction I got from everybody when I put it up on FB.
DeleteI'll 2nd that. I'd rather see fresh dog vomit on a fresh dog turd sitting in dog vomit. :)
DeleteThat's not a winter vagina, that's an I want a vagina. He, yes HE, will never be a woman, and he's never been much of a man either.
Delete#11 is closely related to turning down the car stereo so you can see an address. But maybe I'm the only person who does that?
ReplyDeleteActually many people who are hard of hearing need to lip read in order to complete the hearing process. Some don't realize it until something like a fucking mask gets in the way.
DeleteSho 'nuff. I'm one of them. I have to see your lips to hear what you're saying.
DeleteHmmm... I've noticed me doing the same thing. But they say I'm not ready for hearing aids yet.
DeleteI include myself among the many people that only need to see a politician's lips moving to know they're lying. Tell me again why we must wear masks, except when posing for photos at fund raisers?
Delete#20 is a Four Star Admiral! I think he was at Midway...
ReplyDelete#14, I have many like that but one sticks out. While visiting a friend's father lake house in Indiana. The next day I was clutching a Indiana State flag and had a cue ball next to me. I asked friend where that stuff came from? He said you don't remember last night? I said no. So allegedly we were drinking and playing pool, with Locals, and and the guys wear cheating. So my buddy said lets get out of here. So before we left I grabbed the Cue ball an said, "So if we can't play, you can't either". Then outside there was a Police Station so I went over there and stole the flag. Piss on that town. His father found the stuff next weekend and asked what happened. He laughed, but said, don't ever do that again.
ReplyDeleteDamn that's a good one! My worst was back in high school I went to a college party with my then gf. I woke up the next morning wearing pants but no underwear and had a greasy imprint of a crescent wrench on one palm. Never did find out what happened...didn't really want to know.
DeleteTwo nights before ETS in Viet Nam, me and another guy stole a staff car (black 4-door 1965 Ford) from in front of HQ building, drove it down town, got drunk and more or less wrecked it driving back after curfew, or anyway as close as you could come to wrecking one and still be able to drive it. Parked it where we found it. After much whining and finger pointing, the lifers decided to let it slide.
DeleteWhat were they gonna do about it anyway, send us to Viet Nam?
#17 and I are going to Hobby Lobby to look for the decorative lettering display. BUTT VAGINA
ReplyDelete#12 Most people lipread to some extent, even people with normal hearing. As one loses hearing, one does it more and more. I've lost enough hearing that I frequently have to ask people to speak up, especially if they're wearing a mask or simply have their face pointed away from me.
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