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Tuesday, December 21, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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    1. Well, for now. I just posted it on FB yesterday and they've been known to suspend people for things posted months prior.
      I got suspended once on my old account over something I had posted TWO YEARS earlier.

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    2. It must have been something written in cursive
      You know these millennials........

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    3. Hmmm, HowBoutThat? No statute of limitations with the Incluuusive crowd.
      Inclusive of anything and everything, except a different opinion.

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  2. Maxwell did not kill herself.....

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  3. Thanks again for a great post. #19 for me today

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  4. #9 - Her Mom? How about her Dad, Webb Hubble...

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    1. I'll second that.

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    2. Yep. what he said.

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    3. I was gonna drop that comment too. Great minds....

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    4. And here I figured her daddy was Huma Abedin using Anthony Weiner's jizz.

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  5. #12 Clomipramine (an antidepressant) can cause orgasms when the person taking it yawns.

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    1. On men and women? Asking for a friend.

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    2. Both. Although a bit less messy with women than men. Medication induced orgasms are less common with this med than with bupropion. Not associated with yawning with the latter medication.

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    3. Viagra warned of a four hour erection.
      Daryl

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    4. For that matter, erections from sildenafil (Viagra) WERE originally a side-effect. It started out as a blood-pressure medication-- mainly for 'primary pulmonary hypertension'-- and then medical staff noticed the old guys on it 'getting wood'. And the rest was, cha-ching, history.

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  6. #12. That actually is a rare side effect of Wellbutrin.

    https://arsiv.dusunenadamdergisi.org/ing/DergiPdf/DUSUNEN_ADAM_DERGISI_2c230369b08c4873b84d18e1b71837eb.pdf

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  7. #20 Nails it! Good to see that in print! ge

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  8. Your phone isn't cracked, it's methed up.

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  9. Re-#15.
    Read the book "Much Depends on Dinner" by Margaret Visser. A history of foods, ir is a great read.
    There is a chapter about rice.
    To Sum up, to grow rice you need rice paddies. You cannot have rice paddies and trees in the same places, so you cut down all the trees. Ergo: wood is scarce. Ergo, spoons and forks use too much wood. Ergo- Wooden sticks and ceramic spoons.
    Way too simplified, but the story in three sentences.

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  10. Two sticks to pick up 1 grain of rice but 1 stick to carry 2 buckets of crap...

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    1. Note the difference in stick size.

      [rocketride]

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  11. #2 Best get a vet to deal with that. Pulling on a piece of tinsel like that risks slicing and dicing kitty's innards.

    We don't put up a tree, and even if we did wouldn't put tinsel on it, because of the cats.

    [rocketride]

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