It did not say you wouldn't remember them. It did not say you wouldn't still have them. It did say that if you remember them, your tits are saggy. Please do not confirm or deny, we really do not want to know.
Got my vote too. That 'Rictus of Death' grimace reminds me a lot of Skeletor. Biden is a slow disaster happening in Real Time.
When was the last time you saw a Biden - Harris campaign sign or sticker ? They were peeled off and shit canned a long time ago. Many Democrats acknowledge - Biden was a stupid choice to run as POTUS.
#1, just got a 'warning' from Fuckbook about it. "Missing context" and "could mislead" people. But without immediate family to wring panties, I'll never see another ban. Fuck Family.
#9: Office Space I believe. We did that to a printer once. Took it out past the rail tracks and smashed the fuck out of it. So theraputic and worth the hour it took to clean up the mess.
Ironically it was a Lexmark printer and those never gave me much trouble. I would have LOVED to smash up one of the Kyoceras they all got replaced with because those POS devices consumed untold hours of my tech support existence. Those things were rock bottom made in China trash through and through.
There are 2big reasons i love this segment. One, it is usually absolutely fantastic, and two, it signals the end of my work day
ReplyDelete#7 Remember hell! I still have two of them and use them daily....
ReplyDeleteIt did not say you wouldn't remember them. It did not say you wouldn't still have them. It did say that if you remember them, your tits are saggy. Please do not confirm or deny, we really do not want to know.
Delete#7 Remember hell! I still have two of them and use them daily....
DeleteThe tits or the pictures???
Pudding Cup makes me glad smell-O-vision hasn't been invented. That rotting corpse has to be rank.
ReplyDelete# 19 for the WIN !!!!
ReplyDeleteGot my vote too. That 'Rictus of Death' grimace reminds me a lot of Skeletor. Biden is a slow disaster happening in Real Time.
DeleteWhen was the last time you saw a Biden - Harris campaign sign or sticker ? They were peeled off and shit canned a long time ago. Many Democrats acknowledge - Biden was a stupid choice to run as POTUS.
Never forget: the Dums had 24 candidates & decided Joe was the best one.
DeleteFair election my ass.
#4 is great. Posted on my FB page.
ReplyDelete#9 describes a Veterans body. Only thing missing is the damn anthrax "vaccine".
ReplyDelete#12 At a music store near here years ago: 'Banjos. Because nobody ever said "Paddle faster, I hear oboes."'.
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Yes, 10 cracks my ass up. Had to show it to the Wife. All good 👍 though.
ReplyDeleteThe star wars ones are as good for memes as the famous cat one…well it’s close anyway. Thanks Kenny.
ReplyDelete#1, just got a 'warning' from Fuckbook about it. "Missing context" and "could mislead" people.
ReplyDeleteBut without immediate family to wring panties, I'll never see another ban. Fuck Family.
I got my hands slapped for it too.
Delete#9: Office Space I believe. We did that to a printer once. Took it out past the rail tracks and smashed the fuck out of it. So theraputic and worth the hour it took to clean up the mess.
ReplyDeleteIronically it was a Lexmark printer and those never gave me much trouble. I would have LOVED to smash up one of the Kyoceras they all got replaced with because those POS devices consumed untold hours of my tech support existence. Those things were rock bottom made in China trash through and through.
#10 for the win and truthfulness.
ReplyDeleteOh, shit....can't show #7 to my wife....we still have one of those and yes.....hers do........
ReplyDeleteLETS GO BRANDON.
ReplyDelete#1 Indeed.
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