#5 Happiness in a box. <3 #6 BT worm killer and pirethrins will end that real quick. #9 Dumb animal just became dinner; bad genetics aren't allowed to breed.
Had two cats and a boxer growing up - cats would pester the dog much like #10. Later the cat would sleep on a chair under the dining room table. Dog would walk by and lick the cat. Who would then try and stand up, knocking itself silly on the bottom of the table.
I've had dogs and cats most of my life. They've got personalities. Some are nice and some aren't. But they're funny to watch. They can't read it write but they can you with each other and push buttons. Like siblings...
My hat is off to the dude in #2. That takes incredible strength, co-ordination, and balance. Right now I can't even lift my right arm above my head because I am recovering from major shoulder surgery.
#10 made me literally LOL. Some may hate the cat, but that is funny as shit.
#3 That's some funny shit right there. A traffic light installer with a gallows sense of humor. I know the perfect place that in the city I live in. On Main Street where the pedestrians have no place to go, plenty of time to get there and typically can't get across 60 feet of street in 20 seconds ...and those are the young ones.
Rotten cat, but stupid dog. Cats are the only animal that I don't swerve to avoid hitting while driving. I am tempted to ask when people are giving cats away on FB, if they mind if I give them to a friend with a snake. I don't think they would see the humor in that.
Oh, fer crikey. I love that cat and that dog. It's funny and sweet. Don't be grinches about kitties. They are just as great as dogs when they've been raised right.
#6. A metaphor for democrats taking over a city, region or state.
ReplyDeleteGMTA. I was going to make the same comparison.
Delete#5 Happiness in a box. <3
ReplyDelete#6 BT worm killer and pirethrins will end that real quick.
#9 Dumb animal just became dinner; bad genetics aren't allowed to breed.
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#3 is a head-scratcher for me. Can anyone help?
ReplyDeleteLook at the crossing light.
DeleteAfter time runs out you've got two seconds to RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Delete#10: Cats are asshoe.
ReplyDelete#2 And I have a tough time getting out of bed in the morning.....
ReplyDeleteCats are assholes. No doubt about it.
ReplyDeleteBut some dogs can return the favor.
DeleteHad two cats and a boxer growing up - cats would pester the dog much like #10.
Later the cat would sleep on a chair under the dining room table.
Dog would walk by and lick the cat.
Who would then try and stand up, knocking itself silly on the bottom of the table.
I've had dogs and cats most of my life. They've got personalities. Some are nice and some aren't. But they're funny to watch. They can't read it write but they can you with each other and push buttons. Like siblings...
Delete#2 And I have a tough time getting out of bed in the morning.....
ReplyDelete#9 Should have stuck with reindeer.....
ReplyDelete#10 Cats are evil!
ReplyDelete#2. God I miss my twenties...
ReplyDeleteHorses will kill you, that cat is evil….
ReplyDeleteMy hat is off to the dude in #2. That takes incredible strength, co-ordination, and balance. Right now I can't even lift my right arm above my head because I am recovering from major shoulder surgery.
ReplyDelete#10 made me literally LOL. Some may hate the cat, but that is funny as shit.
Tim in AK
I don't hate the cat, Tim. In fact, the two of them are probably best buds and play together a lot. Nonetheless, it was indeed funny as hell.
Delete#3 That's some funny shit right there. A traffic light installer with a gallows sense of humor. I know the perfect place that in the city I live in. On Main Street where the pedestrians have no place to go, plenty of time to get there and typically can't get across 60 feet of street in 20 seconds ...and those are the young ones.
ReplyDeleteNemo
Cat's just playin.
ReplyDeleteMost of em though = LOL
Rotten cat, but stupid dog. Cats are the only animal that I don't swerve to avoid hitting while driving. I am tempted to ask when people are giving cats away on FB, if they mind if I give them to a friend with a snake. I don't think they would see the humor in that.
ReplyDeleteOh, fer crikey. I love that cat and that dog. It's funny and sweet. Don't be grinches about kitties. They are just as great as dogs when they've been raised right.
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