1. Big deal, I can do that sober. 2. Little fucker learned a lesson. 3. Me, everytime I think I'm getting ahead in life. 4. Summer fun, not that high or steep but still had a good time sliding down the dam. Daryl
Back in the day I've seen old lumberjacks in my fathers bar throw back a shot and keep right on going backwards. Man they would hit the floor hard barstool and all. In those days if he could get up and get back to the bar and had the money he kept on a drinking. I started cleaning that bar every day until I left home at eight years of age. One morning an ol lumberjack was curled up on the floor in front of the jukebox. There was always music left on the box when it was turned off at night. I went behind the bar and turned the volume up on high and hit the giddy up go button. The box came on and one minute that drunk was on the floor and the next he was standing. He was in a squat with eyeballs wide open, both arms stuck out. Then he looked left then right and barreled out the door. I'd never seen him before and never saw him again. My father, had he known, would a kicked my ass and said it was bad for business.
#1. I've been that drunk before.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't you haven't lived.
Delete#10 is politicians chasing bribes oops, lobbyist favors!
ReplyDeletetrue words...
Delete#10 - Congress?
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking that. The major difference is that the pigs don't get reelected but instead serve a very useful purpose.
Delete#10 Liberals at the gubmint trough
ReplyDelete#10 sh*t libz at the gubmint trough
ReplyDeleteNo 10 looks like dinner at my castle.
ReplyDeletethey think this is free food, just like the gibs me crowd
ReplyDelete1. Big deal, I can do that sober.
ReplyDelete2. Little fucker learned a lesson.
3. Me, everytime I think I'm getting ahead in life.
4. Summer fun, not that high or steep but still had a good time sliding down the dam.
Daryl
#9. Did the girl get hurled out of the tower?
ReplyDeleteNaw, she's in the window opening.
Delete#3 Good for you kid. Not very sporting of the lady, though.
ReplyDeleteBut wtf is happening in #9? Other than being insane enough to risk getting thrown from a bell tower
ReplyDeleteAnon, it looks to me like they're just ringing the bells.
DeleteBack in the day I've seen old lumberjacks in my fathers bar throw back a shot and keep right on going backwards. Man they would hit the floor hard barstool and all. In those days if he could get up and get back to the bar and had the money he kept on a drinking. I started cleaning that bar every day until I left home at eight years of age. One morning an ol lumberjack was curled up on the floor in front of the jukebox. There was always music left on the box when it was turned off at night. I went behind the bar and turned the volume up on high and hit the giddy up go button. The box came on and one minute that drunk was on the floor and the next he was standing. He was in a squat with eyeballs wide open, both arms stuck out. Then he looked left then right and barreled out the door. I'd never seen him before and never saw him again. My father, had he known, would a kicked my ass and said it was bad for business.
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