#1 I think this is a macaque, a serious pest for India. Firearm restrictions in India being what they are, any ideas involving a .22 or .410 shotgun (my first thought) are problematic as your neighbors will turn you in and you'll be labeled a violent criminal, terrorist, or serial killer.
Another problem is that the macaque is somehow associated with the Hindu god Hanuman, so the Hindi are liable to assemble a group with torches and pitchforks and drag the macaque shooter out of his home to be hanged and burned alive.
Me, I'd use a dog and a wrist rocket.
#4 These aren't macaques; these are porch monkeys. What you're watching is a lesson in socialization (take what you want if you're able), combined with an applied martial arts lesson - don't break bricks with your fist.
#8 I truly don't understand this one.
#9 The vendor was inspected by the local health department yesterday - no violations.
#10 Admirable, but she isn't going to last long. Too bad, as she's cute and probably hell in bed.
For a macque problem, 15" 1.5" stout PVC pipe, 1 pipe cap, glue, let set, drill a 1/2 inch hole just past edge of glued pipe cap, buy a 1lb bag of dried peas, buy a can of hairspray, put about 1/2 cup of dried peas in a coffee filter, push in about 8", spray pvc with hairspray for 20 seconds, aim at the fucking monkey and light a match to the hole. Now my disclaimer: Only do this in India under a registered Mahoot's supervision and could you pick me up some saffron while your there? PS: Don't fool with those Indian girls, they get knocked up just by lookin' at them.
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#9 Just one of many sources of the phenomenon known as New Dehli Belly.
ReplyDelete#4 Life Lessons
ReplyDelete- attempted robbery
- assault and battery
- cry like a bitch
- play the victim card
And still get 10 to 15....
DeletePerfect.
DeleteAnd never punch a black person in the head - you'll break your wrist.
Delete#4 Wonder where he learned that behavior? GOOD parenting matters.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling there isn't a father in the family to provide the most important parenting skill of all when needed; a good ass whooping.
Delete#1 I think this is a macaque, a serious pest for India. Firearm restrictions in India being what they are, any ideas involving a .22 or .410 shotgun (my first thought) are problematic as your neighbors will turn you in and you'll be labeled a violent criminal, terrorist, or serial killer.
ReplyDeleteAnother problem is that the macaque is somehow associated with the Hindu god Hanuman, so the Hindi are liable to assemble a group with torches and pitchforks and drag the macaque shooter out of his home to be hanged and burned alive.
Me, I'd use a dog and a wrist rocket.
#4 These aren't macaques; these are porch monkeys. What you're watching is a lesson in socialization (take what you want if you're able), combined with an applied martial arts lesson - don't break bricks with your fist.
#8 I truly don't understand this one.
#9 The vendor was inspected by the local health department yesterday - no violations.
#10 Admirable, but she isn't going to last long. Too bad, as she's cute and probably hell in bed.
Road rash ain't gonna look good on them titties.
Delete#8 either the acid is just kicking in or that's a bee hive
Delete#1: So what're sword-control laws like in India? Slice, shovel, shut up!
DeleteFor a macque problem, 15" 1.5" stout PVC pipe, 1 pipe cap, glue, let set, drill a 1/2 inch hole just past edge of glued pipe cap, buy a 1lb bag of dried peas, buy a can of hairspray, put about 1/2 cup of dried peas in a coffee filter, push in about 8", spray pvc with hairspray for 20 seconds, aim at the fucking monkey and light a match to the hole. Now my disclaimer: Only do this in India under a registered Mahoot's supervision and could you pick me up some saffron while your there? PS: Don't fool with those Indian girls, they get knocked up just by lookin' at them.
Delete#9 made me think of Andrew Zimmern's tv show where he would go to shithole countries and eat at the open food stands, like this one.
ReplyDelete#5: Squirrel does it's Cheslie Kryst imitation.
ReplyDelete#4 Urbanites, violent from birth.....
ReplyDelete#10 Think of the road rash, only a matter of time.....
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that bear?
ReplyDeleteLooks like he hit a nest of ground hornets.
DeleteI had the same experience once with a bunch of meat bees. No fun.
DeleteI think scratching his butt on that stump and lost his balance
Deletei thought maybe got shot.
Delete5 Rocky we hardly knew ya. 8 WTF
ReplyDelete#2 - Why do some women these days think fashion hints from The Hunger Games is even remotely attractive?
ReplyDelete#4 - Those are baby Dindu's
#9 - I heard that restaurant got really bad reviews on Yelp!
#10 - I am a biker (don't do wheelies on my Goldwing though), but I think I'm in love.
#4 is a violent SOB! Must be the warrior gene.
ReplyDelete#7 - It's true! They are afraid of mice!
bear looks like bad shot from a bow, probably x-bow
ReplyDelete#4 Niglets in training
ReplyDeleteI love elephants and would enjoy going some where to see them but I sure ain't going to allow an injection for that pleasure.
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