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Friday, March 04, 2022

Government website wants to prepare you for a nuclear explosion, just in case

Ready.gov, which is a public service site that prepares Americans for disasters, recently updated its website to include a nuclear explosion emergency. 

While there has been no indication that a nuclear explosion emergency is on the horizon, Ready wants to get you prepared, just in case.

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At the ready.gov link, there's this gem:

Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household.

Yeah, like I'm going to be thinking, "HOLY SHIT WE JUST GOT NUKED!!!  WHERE'S MY MASK, I DON'T WANT TO CATCH A SNIFFLE!!!"
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7 comments:

  1. why meMarch 4, 2022 at 5:24 PM

    I saw that..... the govt still can't leave COVID alone......

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  2. Tom BaughMarch 4, 2022 at 6:08 PM

    As with all of recent events, if a handful do go off, you can bet they are self-inflicted.

    The illegitimate empire cries out in pain as it strikes you.

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  3. Madtrader64March 4, 2022 at 6:09 PM

    It's actually worse than being posted on "Ready.com". It appears the source for this "advice" is actually the FEMA website!

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  4. Dad29March 4, 2022 at 7:32 PM

    The 'Rona: Stronger Than Nuclear Fallout!!

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  5. AnonymousMarch 4, 2022 at 7:57 PM

    Didn't Biden already threaten to nuke the US. After all, he's got F15s and the bomb.

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  6. B.S. in V.C.March 5, 2022 at 9:16 AM

    .Govs stupidity never ceases to amaze me

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  7. Handy HandsomeMarch 5, 2022 at 11:50 AM

    The best way to be prepared for nuclear explosions is to stay very limber.
    Do your stretching exercises so that you can bend over and kiss your ass goodbye

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