#8 reminds of the old Jim Croce lyric...'you don't spit into the wind'. In this case, you don't spray mace/pepper spray/bear spray into the wind. Dumbass.
#5 The STOPPIE ... The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly....
I had a sidecar on my 1990 Gold Wing for quite a while. The sidecar was attached to the right side. By slamming on the brakes, I could do an instant 90-degree left turn because the sidecar didn't have brakes and would pivot around the bike. A hard 90-degree right turn would have turned me ass over teakettle, though, because the sidecar would want to keep going straight. I used to take people for rides in the sidecar where I'd go to a big empty parking lot and "fly the chair" by going around in a circle causing the sidecar wheel to lift off the ground. Those were the good old days.
#1 - A Volvo with a bike rack explains everything...
ReplyDelete#2 - I think that came out of my ex girlfriend's ass!
#3 - Why did the chicken cross the road? To fuck your day up!
Whatever that shit was in #8, pls keep it away from me!
ReplyDeletePepper spray. Un fun stuff.
DeleteSometimes it pays to keep the seat up.
ReplyDelete#8 reminds of the old Jim Croce lyric...'you don't spit into the wind'.
ReplyDeleteIn this case, you don't spray mace/pepper spray/bear spray into the wind.
Dumbass.
Stupid is as stupid does. . .
Delete#2. Flush. Flush. Flush.
ReplyDeleteI freaking hate scorpions, truly beasts manufactured in hell. Imagine the chaos if those were the size of a horse or cow.
Delete#6 - it appears the vapor barrier wasn't sufficiently attached to the plywood.
#7 - Hole in One.
#7. Tell her to change the oil while she is down there.
ReplyDelete#6 - an example of Tofu Dreg, or why so many buildings in communist China are uninhabited.
ReplyDelete#3 - Cock of the Walk!
ReplyDelete#3 Chicken dinner tonight!
ReplyDelete#5 The STOPPIE ... The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly.
ReplyDeleteOften requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly....
I think that's the reason they invented full face helmets.
DeleteSidecar outfits are inherently unstable, piloting one requires very specific skills.
ReplyDeleteI had a sidecar on my 1990 Gold Wing for quite a while. The sidecar was attached to the right side. By slamming on the brakes, I could do an instant 90-degree left turn because the sidecar didn't have brakes and would pivot around the bike. A hard 90-degree right turn would have turned me ass over teakettle, though, because the sidecar would want to keep going straight.
DeleteI used to take people for rides in the sidecar where I'd go to a big empty parking lot and "fly the chair" by going around in a circle causing the sidecar wheel to lift off the ground. Those were the good old days.
#3-- Three words: 'Arroz con Pollo'.
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