#19 with Yoda behind the wheel reminds me of this one:
Q- What's the difference between an asshole and a dumbass? A- A dumbass is the driver in front of you going slower than you want to go who is holding you up. An asshole is the impatient driver tailgating you who wants to go faster than you. Note - this does not apply if you are squatting in the left lane and won't get your ass over to let traffic pass. In that case, you're the one who is both a dumbass and an asshole.
#9: every other kind of college student:
ReplyDeleteQ: "whats the best birth control available to an engineer?"
A; "their personalities"
#17 ~ going to hell for this one! 😆
ReplyDeleteI like #20, but instead of the numbers, I would put question marks and let the poor babies wonder.
ReplyDeleteOh, hell yeah.
Delete#20: my neighbor did just that: he bought a stick shift for his 16-year old daughter.
ReplyDelete20 Really fuck them by adding more sticks.
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Daryl
You outdid yourself once more, Mr. Wirecutter!
ReplyDeleteI understand most every one of these every day, and they’re all great, but I do not get the Gucci belt one.
ReplyDeleteHe has a bad tooth that needs fixed but he buys an expensive belt instead.
DeleteThank you.
DeleteI would’ve NEVER gotten that one.
#19 with Yoda behind the wheel reminds me of this one:
ReplyDeleteQ- What's the difference between an asshole and a dumbass?
A- A dumbass is the driver in front of you going slower than you want to go who is holding you up. An asshole is the impatient driver tailgating you who wants to go faster than you.
Note - this does not apply if you are squatting in the left lane and won't get your ass over to let traffic pass. In that case, you're the one who is both a dumbass and an asshole.
Make #20 a 3 speed on the column :)
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