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Tuesday, April 19, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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12 comments:

  1. JETApril 19, 2022 at 2:09 PM

    Some really good ones today. 7 and 9 - true! 13 and 15 so funny.

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  2. WestcoastDeplorableApril 19, 2022 at 2:34 PM

    You killed it today, Wirecutter. Good job!

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  3. AnonymousApril 19, 2022 at 3:01 PM

    #14, also works for the
    "I want it, but don't want to make it enjoyable for you" nights.
    Want to know how I know that? I'm not putting my name on this one.

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  4. TorpidApril 19, 2022 at 4:19 PM

    Good stuff!

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  5. AnonymousApril 19, 2022 at 4:28 PM

    #5...say no more. I can't hear you anyway.

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  6. AnonymousApril 19, 2022 at 4:33 PM

    #14 is why in most intelligent civilizations up until recently a man had a wife and a mistress. Or several.

    Pussification is real.

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    1. Hiker MIkeApril 19, 2022 at 5:22 PM

      Yeah that whole adultery thing is a sin must make me a simpleton and less of a man.

      Actually quite the opposite and if a man can´t seduce his wife no matter what she´s wearing, well, maybe he´s the lesser man.

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  7. Bright EyesApril 19, 2022 at 4:38 PM

    #5 Good one, happens to me all the time. I'll tell people I'm deaf. 99% response, Me too. I'm like stone deaf not a little hard of hearing. I've a cochlear implant the helps a lot and an aid I call my ghetto box in the other. Viet Nam the gift that keeps on giving.

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    1. ElmoApril 19, 2022 at 5:51 PM

      Rush Limbaugh used to say "Deafness is the only handicap you can have that people get mad at you for having".
      Truer words were never spoken.
      Miss you, Rush.

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  8. AnonymousApril 19, 2022 at 5:21 PM

    #15 for the win!
    another great batch.

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  9. Justin_O_GuyApril 19, 2022 at 7:00 PM

    I was really trying to keep up with which ones cracked me up. Too many,, daaayum!

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  10. UnknownApril 20, 2022 at 2:50 AM

    # 1=Real life. Today she took the paperwork to her attorney, and I pray it will be quick. Getting on to a better life, maybe a rent a wife will fix me a sammich

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