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Monday, April 11, 2022

Too bad it wasn't her lips

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — A legislative hearing in California was disrupted on Wednesday when an animal rights organizer glued her hand to a table and refused to leave.

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  1. "animal rights organizer" ...I just realized another way they are inflating the voter rolls!

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  2. No arrest, no citation. How much did the taxpayers have to pay for the damaged table, EMS response, delay of and moving the meeting, etc? Eviro nut.

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  3. Set the table on fire. She'll remove her hand one way or another

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    1. [tosses hacksaw to punk chained to a burning car]

      "The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you 10 minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes. Go."

      - Max Rockatansky, "Mad Max"

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    2. Throw a box of spiders on the table.

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  4. Take her AND the table out of the hearing, saw the piece she glued herself to off, arrest her, take her to jail, charge her with destroying public property, disorderly conduct, trespassing, littering and every other damn thing possible, set her bail at least 10 grand then let her figure out how to get the piece of table off of her hand herself. When her day in court comes and she's found guilty, fine her for the cost of the table and an amount equal to two hours pay for everyone she involved, the maximum fine and jail time for each of the offenses and LOTS of community service, supervised release etc.

    Case closed.

    Acts of civil disobedience are fine but there are consequences and she signed up for the cruise as soon as she decided to pull that shit.

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    1. You forgot about making her pay for the table that's going to need to be replaced or refinished.

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    2. I had the table but I did forget wear and tear on the saw, so add the cost of a blade sharpening, disposal of what was left of the table and sawdust sweeping.

      There.

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    3. Nah, bolt the table to the floor, clear the room, make sure there is no food or water in reach, turn out the lights, chain the doors shut, come back in 48 hours. Guarantee she'll be begging to leave. Then take her to jail, and all the rest.

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  5. I thought of a way to set her free without damage to the table. It's quick and efficient, and really discourages recidivism.

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  6. This should also automatically result in the withdrawal of any legislation she was shilling for, with a requirement it not be reconsidered for 2 years.

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  7. And not a peep from these people about Fauci torturing puppies for "research"...

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  8. To hell with her.
    Leave her there.

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  9. And not one stinkin' consequence for that action! These people are whacked!

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