1: Sweet, a cop in the right place at the right time. I'm assuming he'll have some kind of dangerous driving related charge over that, which he might be able to talk himself out of depending on who deals with it (I talked to a magistrate once, middle aged lady who apparently thought I was cute, threw out a rather pricey charge pretty much on the spot. She did say it would still be in the police database though and that would be hard to fix. I've matured in the proceeding 20 years so I don't drive like a twat anymore.)
3: Hey, your lie is improved. Take the win. OTOH my grandmother got hit in the head with a golf ball and it nearly killed her.
4: So, if you're into planking I instinctively know we're not gonna be friends. But damn is that some BAD installation.
7: I've seen enough of these videos that end this way to know I'd never trust such a setup. To do pull ups I drilled holes into floor joists and ran metal pipes through, and I was comfortable they could hold me because they could probably hold a half ton.
10: You're not in the PGA, just take the lift and get away from the water. I used to live on a golf course, and stagnant pools of water get downright nasty in the heat.
Regarding #3. This happened to a golfer at the Masters - Jeff Maggert the year our beloved Canadian Mike Weir donned his Green Jacket. At the time Maggert was tied for the lead in the final round. He drove into a sandtrap and his attempt to get out hit the top of the lip and bounced back and hit him. Result was a 2-stroke penalty because his ball "accidentally hit him, his caddie, or his equipment" and ultimately a triple-bogey and the end of his dreams. Golf can be a bitch.
Regarding #3. Rule 19-2b awards you a 2-stroke penalty for hitting yourself, your caddie or your equipment with your ball. Just ask Jeff Maggert who was leading the 2003 Masters when his shot out of the sand bounced of the lip and hit him as he was finishing his follow-through. He tripled the hole and fell out of contention. I know it's rule 19-2b because it has happened to me - the ball bounced off the lip and ended up in my golf bag. Everyone had a good laugh, but I ended up tripling the hole because my ball hit my equipment. And now you know.
same. harley riders are obnoxious and anti-social enough* without playing stupid games on the street.
*anyone who rides knows bikers wave to each other. except Harley guys ONLY pretend to notice other harley riders. that and their "tough guy" attitudes. maybe I dont like any bikers anymore now that I'm old.
#4 in Europe it' very common to hang cabinets with French Cleats. Downward pressure is fine, but there's usually only about 1/4 to 3/8" of engagement. So any lifting could be disastrous.
This is why the care at the hospital should stop as soon as your personal ability to pay for it ends. Yes, even if they dump your sorry ass on the curb when YOUR money runs out.
I was watching the highlights of the Indy 500 and the announcers couldn't shut the fuck up for one minute.. constantly screaming at evey turn. thank God I dont own a tv,because of garbage just like that, they should use announcers from golf.....
What do they have to announce? "They're taking a left turn. They're taking another left turn. Oh, good left turn on #34. #47 just took another left turn."
I ran across and bought the Golf Omnibus by PG Wodehouse. I missed those wonderful golfing stories he used to tell. See, pertaining to nothing at all. I should have my own thing where I write what pops into my head. Maybe one day.
1: Sweet, a cop in the right place at the right time. I'm assuming he'll have some kind of dangerous driving related charge over that, which he might be able to talk himself out of depending on who deals with it (I talked to a magistrate once, middle aged lady who apparently thought I was cute, threw out a rather pricey charge pretty much on the spot. She did say it would still be in the police database though and that would be hard to fix. I've matured in the proceeding 20 years so I don't drive like a twat anymore.)
ReplyDelete3: Hey, your lie is improved. Take the win. OTOH my grandmother got hit in the head with a golf ball and it nearly killed her.
4: So, if you're into planking I instinctively know we're not gonna be friends. But damn is that some BAD installation.
7: I've seen enough of these videos that end this way to know I'd never trust such a setup. To do pull ups I drilled holes into floor joists and ran metal pipes through, and I was comfortable they could hold me because they could probably hold a half ton.
10: You're not in the PGA, just take the lift and get away from the water. I used to live on a golf course, and stagnant pools of water get downright nasty in the heat.
Regarding #3. This happened to a golfer at the Masters - Jeff Maggert the year our beloved Canadian Mike Weir donned his Green Jacket. At the time Maggert was tied for the lead in the final round. He drove into a sandtrap and his attempt to get out hit the top of the lip and bounced back and hit him. Result was a 2-stroke penalty because his ball "accidentally hit him, his caddie, or his equipment" and ultimately a triple-bogey and the end of his dreams. Golf can be a bitch.
DeleteRegarding #3. Rule 19-2b awards you a 2-stroke penalty for hitting yourself, your caddie or your equipment with your ball. Just ask Jeff Maggert who was leading the 2003 Masters when his shot out of the sand bounced of the lip and hit him as he was finishing his follow-through. He tripled the hole and fell out of contention. I know it's rule 19-2b because it has happened to me - the ball bounced off the lip and ended up in my golf bag. Everyone had a good laugh, but I ended up tripling the hole because my ball hit my equipment. And now you know.
Delete#4 How do you install a cabinet so poorly that it falls off with such a tiny bump?
ReplyDeleteHe was levering against the bottom of it, with his shoulder. Trying to look buff and macho...
DeleteThey're on hangers, gravity holds them in place until you lift them off.
Delete#s 1 and 9: good! Assholes got what they deserved. Should have their licenses revoked and vehicles confiscated.
ReplyDeletesame. harley riders are obnoxious and anti-social enough* without playing stupid games on the street.
Delete*anyone who rides knows bikers wave to each other. except Harley guys ONLY pretend to notice other harley riders. that and their "tough guy" attitudes. maybe I dont like any bikers anymore now that I'm old.
#1 and # 10: GOOD !!
ReplyDelete#3 pretty good at golf ,He hit 3 balls with only one swing of a club!
ReplyDelete#5- Who wants skinny squirrels and little voles when you can have a large combination pizza?
ReplyDelete#5 CGI
ReplyDelete#4 in Europe it' very common to hang cabinets with French Cleats. Downward pressure is fine, but there's usually only about 1/4 to 3/8" of engagement. So any lifting could be disastrous.
ReplyDeleteThis is why the care at the hospital should stop as soon as your personal ability to pay for it ends. Yes, even if they dump your sorry ass on the curb when YOUR money runs out.
ReplyDeletePerformer rule: Know your audience.
ReplyDelete#10 aahhh, golf is so relaxing.....
ReplyDeleteI was watching the highlights of the Indy 500 and the announcers couldn't shut the fuck up for one minute.. constantly screaming at evey turn. thank God I dont own a tv,because of garbage just like that, they should use announcers from golf.....
ReplyDeleteWhat do they have to announce? "They're taking a left turn. They're taking another left turn. Oh, good left turn on #34. #47 just took another left turn."
DeleteI ran across and bought the Golf Omnibus by PG Wodehouse. I missed those wonderful golfing stories he used to tell.
ReplyDeleteSee, pertaining to nothing at all. I should have my own thing where I write what pops into my head.
Maybe one day.