She's walking right, see the 3 big military types, coming her way, and about faces without watching where she's stepping. Big black guys in camo, and head scarfs on de wimmins. For some reason, Nigeria pops into my head.
With the cones blocking the pkg spots, I thought maybe she'd be covered in blue paint, but no.
My first thought too. Most people don't know no more holding the steering wheel at 10 and 2 since airbags. 3 and 9. Be surprised the damage your own fist can do at that speed. Also quit carrying a pen in my shirt pocket
From someone who has been in a crash when the airbag deploys.... this is staged or fake. There was not near enough powder smoke. It would have flooded the whole interior and the bag takes a couple of seconds to "deflate" unless of course you smash into it. That and no ones reactions are quick enough to remove the screwdriver from play.
#1: As soon as that Mensa candidate put the screwdriver to the emblem, I knew what was going to happen. If that bright bulb wasn't injured, he/she were very lucky.
#2 It starts with the guy shaking already spilled liquid off his hand and then she smirks and purposefully squeezes the 2 liter all over him She then loses her ability to hold it and I lose my ability to control my laughter.
#10 “Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. ” Or move his balls. Whichever.
ReplyDeleteThe guy obviously never studied Archimedes.
DeleteI heard a distinct "twang!" as the last weight came off the bar....
DeleteOK, what's going on in #5 ?
ReplyDeletelooks like someone painted a couple handicap parking spaces and a handicap person started rolling in it.
DeleteClumsiness and stupidity....
DeleteShe's walking right, see the 3 big military types, coming her way, and about faces without watching where she's stepping. Big black guys in camo, and head scarfs on de wimmins. For some reason, Nigeria pops into my head.
DeleteWith the cones blocking the pkg spots, I thought maybe she'd be covered in blue paint, but no.
#1: Our guy is lucky the screwdriver wasn't driven into his anatomy.
ReplyDelete#2: Nothing quite like a drunken blonde.
Ed
#1: "Nobody would believe how I got that screwdriver embedded in my frontal lobes if I didn't have the video." [rocketride]
ReplyDeleteMy first thought too. Most people don't know no more holding the steering wheel at 10 and 2 since airbags. 3 and 9. Be surprised the damage your own fist can do at that speed. Also quit carrying a pen in my shirt pocket
DeleteFrom someone who has been in a crash when the airbag deploys.... this is staged or fake. There was not near enough powder smoke. It would have flooded the whole interior and the bag takes a couple of seconds to "deflate" unless of course you smash into it. That and no ones reactions are quick enough to remove the screwdriver from play.
Delete#2: CLEAN THAT UP you dumb bitch. Not that it affects me directly, I avoid public transportation at almost any cost.
ReplyDeletePublic transportation. Public Toilets. Public schools. Same same.
Delete#7 A man learns early that if he's assigned a chore by a woman, the best thing to do is fuck it up, she'll never ask you to do it again.
ReplyDelete#1: As soon as that Mensa candidate put the screwdriver to the emblem, I knew what was going to happen. If that bright bulb wasn't injured, he/she were very lucky.
ReplyDeleteclassic example, fuck around and find out.
Delete#2 It starts with the guy shaking already spilled liquid off his hand and then she smirks and purposefully squeezes the 2 liter all over him She then loses her ability to hold it and I lose my ability to control my laughter.
ReplyDelete#2: Jerks like that is why the Wash DC Metro bans food and drink inside the station (past the turnstiles) and trains.
ReplyDelete#6: That car could have been damaged if she didn't have those bumpers up her jumper.
ReplyDelete#2 is getting in the ass tonight!
ReplyDeleteIs that Russia? They must be a couple because there are plenty empty seats he could have been sitting in
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#1: How does filet of screwdriver taste, dude?
ReplyDelete#2 Somebody is high as a Georgia pine.
ReplyDelete#8 was me Sunday at the golf course. Had five different chances for birdie puts and missed every one by a smidge.
ReplyDelete#1 I want to know where the screwdriver went?
ReplyDelete#3 so much for native peoples being in tune with nature.
#8 been there, done that.
#1 or #10 - Which is STUPIDER?
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