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Tuesday, May 24, 2022

RHIP (Rank Has Its Privileges)

A Louisiana Army National Guard officer was allowed to retire with full benefits after he was convicted of assault for “motorboating” a subordinate soldier during an informal promotion ceremony last year, a report said. 

Capt. Billy Crosby, a logistics officer with the 256th Infantry Brigade Combat Team deployed in Jordan, spent 30 days in the brig for “placing his face between [the junior solider’s] breasts and moving his face from side to side,” in May 2021, according to court documents.
-Steve

16 comments:

  1. Oh, let him have his fun. He's just making up for missing Mardi Gras because of deployment.

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  2. No special treatment there! Nothing to see here. Move along.

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  3. Hey Kenny;

    In this day and age, in this present political climate to even entertain such a thought in the Army in 2021 was career suicide. Dumbass. Yeah if he was enlisted swine, they would have busted him and BCD'd him, no pay and benefits.

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  4. If he had done this to a member of the same sex he would've been made a colonel now days.
    -WDS

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  5. How about a look at the victim so we can judge properly.

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    1. They can just show us her breasts if they're worried about anonymity.

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  6. Patient motorboated me when I was trying to get him up out of a chair. I was furious and went to the charge nurse. His response was that the guy was a local judge, and any pushback from me would result in a complaint from the patient, and we couldn't afford any bad surveys. So I started wearing double sports bras to work after that.

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    1. No cameras in your work area? I'd be insisting on one.
      I've got no patience for people like that. If a woman's interested in you she'll show it, but a workplace is not the place to try, regardless.

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    2. Not in the patient rooms.
      The amount of groping and inappropriateness was off the charts, even on critical care. Not so much in the ER.
      Jen

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    3. Maybe because if somebody's in the ER, they've got other, more important things on their mind?

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    4. You’d think the patient would have more sense than to piss off the person in charge of his meds or, more importantly, his Foley catheter.

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    5. I think shaming would be the most effective weapon against these kinda guys... especially if there's lots of other ladies present. They obviously have low self-esteem.

      Something like stepping back and pointing at him, while loudly proclaiming something along the lines of: "This little half-man just grabbed my butt/boob while I was helping him up!... How sad and pathetic is that? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚" (While pointing and laughing,πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ the other ladies should join the laughter.) " The old man still thinks it's the 1950's! Just imagine how small his penis must be to have to do that!" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Then go report him.

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  7. I initially thought the staff sergeant ("left the room because he was so uncomfortable") was a pussy, but...idk what he could've done. Is there anything? I mean, he should've reported him, but what could he have done in the moment? And why the hell was this PoS Captain not forced to retire after making the initial "threat" in the first place? Jesus. Somebody motorboat his testicles with a friggin shovel, please.

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    1. I'm pretty sure the motorboatee (the victim) was female.

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    2. Nevermind, I just reread the story and I see now who you were talking about. Probably a bit of both your assessments. At the very least he could have given a: "What the hell man?" Or a: "What the hell's wrong with you?" Then walked out.

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  8. Do these types of people have no dignity? No self-respect? They obviously have no respect for others. I'd rather hit on, and be shot down by a thousand women, (in fact I might have πŸ˜‰) than have to resort to fondling some poor woman against her will. What an absolutely humiliating, emasculating way to cop a feel. Just don't be a scumbag, have some respect for yourself, treat the ladies with respect, be a little charming, show some confidence, make them laugh, and sooner or later, some lucky lady will ALLOW you to touch her boobies. This guy is a military officer for god's sake, and an old man to boot... have some dignity... C'MON MAN!

    (Makes you wonder if he has daughters.)

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