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Thursday, June 16, 2022

The shit I post on Facebook

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30 comments:

  1. #5 ah yeah, I remember it well. Ya never forget gas chamber day.

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    1. 50 aught years ago, they used CS,
      And filled the chamber to fog-level can't see your hand before you go in. I went through twice. Because I'm that way.

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    2. WestcoastDeplorableJune 17, 2022 at 10:11 PM

      I would suggest a triple-header gallows, constructed half way up the capitol steps and broadcast live on all networks and the 'net. Line them up, every one of 'em, in chains and wide away as they meet their fate.

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  2. Sadly, #2 is true. I wouldn't be surprised if it caught the attention of the fact checkers, so they could flag it as fake news.

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    1. Re: #2: so, are we decadent or out and out degenerate?

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    2. We spent about five minutes at decadent, passed it doing 85 with the footfeed mashed to the floor.

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  3. No. 19 needs to be on billboards nationwide.

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  4. #5 - It's been 46 years and I still remember that little room.

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    1. yup. and they made all us dumb fucks going airborne do push ups in the damn room.
      one thing, it did clear up my head like never before after that.
      don't think I have any snot left in me.

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    2. We marched around in a big circle holding our masks over our heads and sang anchors aweigh. The guy behind me blew lunch all over my back, I was thankful he wasn't taller.

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    1. And Raman noodles! Grilled Ramen, yum yum.

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    1. It will be a 360 when she beats your ass the second time.

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    2. It would be a pretty good bet it was complicit in your conception, also.
      Buddha

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  7. #5 in the Aussie army, those doors are closed... and there is only one...

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  8. #17 If she did a 360 she'd be back staring out the windshield.

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    1. It's the gas chamber everybody had to go through during basic training.

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  10. #5 Jan '65 at the Great Lakes Training Center Gas House. Tears, strings of snot and a hacking cough for about 15 minutes or so after they let us out. Anyone that tried to hold their breath or keep their eyes closed was pulled out of line and sent to the back of the line.

    Then again in fall of '67 for "Retraining Certification" at the NAS Argentia, NLFD gas house.

    ...and gas masks work.

    Nemo

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    1. I was at Argentina, but we didn't recertify with gas when I was there 87-88. Has an excellent time. Miss it.

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  11. #17 Actually, that would be a 180, but yeah.

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  12. #5 Sometimes I give my wife a heads up.

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  13. #20 In honor of those government officials lighting up, we will include a shower of sparkles and a rainbow light display along with musical accompaniment from the Village People.

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  14. I'm pretty sure that's how my mom got pregnant

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  15. #5 I was in Joint services for 12 years. I got to do the chamber every year and they had the smoke so thick you couldn't see 5 feet in front of you. When I was regular AF I did it once in 9 years and the dose was light. Once is all you really need.

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    1. We had to do that with pepper spray every - f*cking - year

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  16. #20 Electric chairs and the gallows are to quick. They should be hung with piano wire slowly. and the next person in line has to kick the chair out from under the one ahead.

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