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Tuesday, June 07, 2022

Tuesday gifdump

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  1. #4 She can mop the floor while she's down there....

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  2. #10 Just because you can, doesn't mean you should....

    Blurpit

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  3. #3 reminds me when my GF couldn't walk right after I ..........
    @LuisWillPoundYou

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  4. #2 cleavers? #10, When I worked in a Pizza Hut I could do that by hand a lot faster than that with the old style cutting wheel.

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  5. #9 - The obligatory FAFO. Bruise on the hip and road rash on the face. I'd wager no lessons were learned based on the ignorance that was initially displayed.

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    1. Bonus it hard to press charges against a horse, although some slimy lawyer will blame training and the officer for failing to control his animal.

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  6. #1 - That's some impressive air time El Toro!
    #4 - Stoooopid beetch
    #5 - Stoooopid beetch; the ability to STOP supersedes the desire to GO!
    #6 - Random acts of kindness... until he puts on another 70 lbs. 3-4 seasons from now!
    #9 - Stoooopid sore beetch

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  7. #7) that is a rotary knitting machine used in the modern textiles industry. Don't know a lot about it. A friend works at a place that makes those. That big ring with all the hooks is dangerous. If you pick that up and aren't careful setting it down, and have your hand on top, look out. Those little hooks will stick up into your flesh and grab worse that a fish hook. Mandatory trip to the ER.

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    1. This is where Stacey Abrams buys her underwear.

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    2. I worked for 29 years in an old factory building that was built around 1870 as a "wire mill" to support the textile (stocking mills) industry in NH. We found those needles, actually mush smaller than those in every crack in the floor. They were cold hammer forged. We figured in about 12 operations and then a really tiny hinge pin was installed for the also tiny closer. Water power at first an then steam, but all overhead belt driven. There's a good display of a couple of these machines in Manchester. The Amoskeag Mill there was once the largest in the world and it's said that they had to start the machines in a specific order or they would generate harmonic waves that would eventually destroy themselves and the building.

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    3. Those mills and all the other US mills were destroyed by the unions. Which proves the adage that the real minimum wage is $0. But, of course, the union bigwigs got paid by the very union members that they were stabbing in the back.

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  8. #5: my three year old son on his first ski day was out of control like this, heading straight for a whole line of adults. I threw myself in front of him to stop him. His ski broke in half hitting my my ribs, but he was just fine. He was and still is worth the pain. He is 27 now.

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    1. #5, I did that on my very first day on skis. (...only I was 25, not 3.) It was the bunny slope, but I was headed for some trees and knew if I hit them I was going to be hurt, so I fell on purpose. For a few seconds I looked like "...the agony of defeat" in that Wide World of Sports commercial. After I came to a stop and realized I was okay, I lay there for a minute looking up at the sky and laughing at myself. Suddenly, this cute little girl, who looked like she was about 6 or 7 years old, skis up and does a perfect circle around me. She stopped, looked down at me and said: "Are you all right mister?" I laughed and told her, "Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you." And I was fine, but I was sore as hell the next day. And I did finally did learn how to ski.

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  9. #9 - "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough!"

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  10. #8 I've used that trick more than a few times over the years, particularly when restoring Colonial and Federal era homes where things weren't quite square.

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    1. It's a good trick, but when I was cabinetmaking & doing trim work, I used an extended finger (or knuckle) and a pencil; that was 40 years ago, though.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  11. I can appreciate the skill of the guy in #8. It has to be spot on or it looks a real mess. My woodworking skills have improved over the years so I mostly get it right nowadays but that guy is good.

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  12. #9 - That young white chick in nice clothing is the new oppressed antifa/BLM/defund the police protester standing up to the man for her rights!

    #10 - When the cost of entry level labor is high enough that it makes sense to buy a machine to cut pizza we're in trouble. That said, I want one for my home. :)

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  13. If you French fry when you want to pizza... You're going to have a bad time.

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  14. #9 fucked around and found out. That looked like it hurt

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  15. #4 Well we now know for certain that the "little" dog is really the big dog. AND who the side bitch is. # 10 Tony just filed for unemployment due to lack of work. Cheese mackrael snappers hardest hit.

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  16. #1. That Heeler was right on that bull's ass!

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  17. 4 - let's get w goldberg 100 of those dogs.

    9 - honestly how F stupid are people...

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  18. 9: Served the lefty cunt right. Whatever gave her the impression this might be a good idea?

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  19. #1 - Just some bull ol' boys, never meanin' no harm...

    #4 - Shit not to train your dog to do.

    Used to play with my friend's little dachshund, making a spider with my hand that's she'd attack and wrestle with and in general have fun. Until one night I'm crashed out on the floor under a blanket, and Midget Mutt goes exploring under the blanket. And finds The Beast With Five Fingers. And I wake up to find my hand actually pulled out from under the blanket and being dragged off to somewhere else, while my friend is falling out of her chair laughing.

    Of course, we kept up that same game for years after... but I wasn't doing it with MY FUCKING HAIR. Yank. Yank. Yank. Rip...

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