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Thursday, June 02, 2022

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

Proving again that Florida Man + Speedo = trouble, a 64-year-old retiree was arrested Tuesday for allegedly exposing himself to a female beachgoer, according to a police report. 

Investigators say Charles Hixon was busted Tuesday afternoon for indecent exposure following an incident at Sunset Beach in Tarpon Springs, a Tampa suburb.

3 comments:

  1. -“the victim described his penis as being large, 7-8 inches and it was similar in color to his body which was tanned,” an officer reported.-

    A very observant young lady under the circumstances.

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  2. We were on the beach in Pensacola when this darkly tanned guy comes strolling down the beach. No suit, but the birthday suit. My wife stared.... I asked her, if, when his wife came by, could I stare at her like that, and she punched me in the arm.

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  3. My wife and I used to vacation in Florida quite often. And Tarpon Springs was one of the places that we went to several times. We went in winter, so there were not too many people strolling on the beach naked or otherwise. It is a quaint little town, filled with Greek fishermen, and it was famous for it's sponge divers.
    The restaurants we ate at were some of the best food around too.

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