#3: I drove by a group of goth types yesterday, dressed head to toe in black, 90 degrees, sunny and humid. I thought to myself how glad I was that I never went through a phase like that.
#20: My parents did this. Both of them. They'd scream SHUT UP!!!! every time the dog barked. And then they wondered why she didn't bark when somebody was on the driveway in the middle of the night stealing their hubcaps ("What the hell? Did she sleep through it?") and my dad got genuinely angry at me when I asked him what did he expect when he screamed his head off every time she barked?
At a friend's birthday party, one of the women said that men's toys were far more expensive than women's toys. I asked her husband what the most expensive toy he had was. He truthfully answered "my wife."
Pretty cool but the first thing I thought was a bug inside your shades when you are riding a motorcycle. Man they get close. Ya can almost see their balls dragging across the lens.
It was posted on Facebook before I got kicked off, hence the caption "The shit I POSTED on Facebook". All of these memes, unless noted at the beginning of the post before the memes, were already posted on Facebook, every single one.
Every dang one of these ar good!!
ReplyDelete#3: I drove by a group of goth types yesterday, dressed head to toe in black, 90 degrees, sunny and humid. I thought to myself how glad I was that I never went through a phase like that.
ReplyDelete#20: My parents did this. Both of them. They'd scream SHUT UP!!!! every time the dog barked. And then they wondered why she didn't bark when somebody was on the driveway in the middle of the night stealing their hubcaps ("What the hell? Did she sleep through it?") and my dad got genuinely angry at me when I asked him what did he expect when he screamed his head off every time she barked?
#1 hits a little too close to home.
ReplyDeleteThere's only one thing worse than #1. That's making the same da mistake twice.
DeleteAt a friend's birthday party, one of the women said that men's toys were far more expensive than women's toys. I asked her husband what the most expensive toy he had was. He truthfully answered "my wife."
Delete#19 baby. #19. LOL --nines
ReplyDeletePretty cool but the first thing I thought was a bug inside your shades when you are riding a motorcycle. Man they get close. Ya can almost see their balls dragging across the lens.
ReplyDeleteIf you weren't already kicked off of Facebook, #2 would have likely done the trick. Keep up the great memes.
ReplyDeleteIt was posted on Facebook before I got kicked off, hence the caption "The shit I POSTED on Facebook".
DeleteAll of these memes, unless noted at the beginning of the post before the memes, were already posted on Facebook, every single one.
#2 There's one more thing, I got the pink slip daddy.
ReplyDeleteIt worries me that I heard that in my head when I read it.
Delete--Tennessee Budd