#11 - Hey, don't knock Crocs. I own a pair of the $10 knock-offs from WalMart and they're great when your back says, "No, you're not bending over to tie your shoes until you do those exercises the chiropractor gave you."
#8 reminds me of when I was a kid and ate dinner over friends houses. I be like WTF are we waiting for? A couple of times they'd ask ME to say grace. One of the last times times that happened, I repeated something I'd heard and said 'rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub... yay god!" I thought they were going to have strokes.
i thought i new a lot about nature, but your suggestions in #1 has greatly expanded my knowledge. As a friend of Pineland, i am happy to have further enhanced my knowledge of how the natural world actually works!
#11 - Hey, don't knock Crocs. I own a pair of the $10 knock-offs from WalMart and they're great when your back says, "No, you're not bending over to tie your shoes until you do those exercises the chiropractor gave you."
ReplyDelete#20 look like Mike Tyson.
ReplyDeleteIt IS Mike Tyson!!!
Delete#7: Great advice I wish my High School had adopted back in 1956.
ReplyDeleteMy school had assholes for teachers in the 70's.
Delete#8 reminds me of when I was a kid and ate dinner over friends houses. I be like WTF are we waiting for? A couple of times they'd ask ME to say grace. One of the last times times that happened, I repeated something I'd heard and said 'rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub... yay god!" I thought they were going to have strokes.
ReplyDeleteYears later, Bart Simpson repeated it!
#5: The same admonition applies when you're being chased by a pack of necrophiliacs.
ReplyDeletei thought i new a lot about nature, but your suggestions in #1 has greatly expanded my knowledge. As a friend of Pineland, i am happy to have further enhanced my knowledge of how the natural world actually works!
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