My twin brother and me were Cub Scouts but never had this happen to us. We quit the day of a big gathering out in the snow and cold in the country. My dad would have had to go with us. He said, that instead of that outing, my brother and I could take the new snowmobile and ride it from our house in town, and go to our friends house in the country, about 4 miles or so. Then spend a couple of hours there and drive back home. That was the last time we ever went to a scouting event, meeting, Patty, etc. A 10 year old kid, or about that age, given our own transportation in the winter, that seemed to last much longer back then, was almost as good as sex to an older male. Once experienced you would never be satisfied with anything else, and you would do just about anything to do it again. There must be some reason that you can get a driver's license at 16, right in the middle of the time you will do almost anything to get a young lady to sleep with you. Or even to just let you see certain parts of her body, that for her 16 years, her mother has been telling her to NOT let a young man see. So the real battle of the sexes is not between a man and a woman, but between e young man and the young woman's mother. Thank God that at around the age of 16, a young woman begins to exert her independence from her mom, and fights her on almost everything.
#1 we used to give people directions that would bring them right back to us. after a little ranting and raving we'd say "ok now that you've proven the ability to follow directions, here's what you do..."
#12, had me laughing my ass off. #13 I've seen elsewhere before but it never get's old!
ReplyDeleteMy twin brother and me were Cub Scouts but never had this happen to us. We quit the day of a big gathering out in the snow and cold in the country. My dad would have had to go with us.
ReplyDeleteHe said, that instead of that outing, my brother and I could take the new snowmobile and ride it from our house in town, and go to our friends house in the country, about 4 miles or so. Then spend a couple of hours there and drive back home.
That was the last time we ever went to a scouting event, meeting, Patty, etc.
A 10 year old kid, or about that age, given our own transportation in the winter, that seemed to last much longer back then, was almost as good as sex to an older male. Once experienced you would never be satisfied with anything else, and you would do just about anything to do it again.
There must be some reason that you can get a driver's license at 16, right in the middle of the time you will do almost anything to get a young lady to sleep with you. Or even to just let you see certain parts of her body, that for her 16 years, her mother has been telling her to NOT let a young man see.
So the real battle of the sexes is not between a man and a woman, but between e young man and the young woman's mother. Thank God that at around the age of 16, a young woman begins to exert her independence from her mom, and fights her on almost everything.
#1: I just tell 'em: "There's no way you can get there from here" and watch their millennial heads explode.
ReplyDelete#1 - funny, i've always given poor directions.
ReplyDelete#20 - winner!
#5 - I've married three red-headed women. Got the scars to prove it. I like 'em loud and angry, I suppose.
ReplyDelete#8 That was pretty good.
ReplyDelete#1 we used to give people directions that would bring them right back to us. after a little ranting and raving we'd say "ok now that you've proven the ability to follow directions, here's what you do..."
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