#18 reminds me of the time I showed a LT why there were crushed beer cans in the barracks trash. We used the pins on the back of our rank to poke holes. That earned me a couple months of "random" piss tests.
At least four out of the first nine comments this morning. Now the big question is how many people are going to ask me throughout the day without reading the comments first?
I would argue that a bit. I went the left route and cannot imagine how my life could have been as good as it is now. The two stepsons I have helped to raise have much better lives because of my actions when they were teenagers; they know it and have thanked me for being the rock in those storms. They have come to me for advice many times and the results speak for the effort.
I ran a dozen exchange students thru my home and gave continuing guidance to some of them for years after they left. I know for a fact that these folks have a better life because of my participation in their development.
And my wife. Almost 35 years of what I can characterize as nearly wedded bliss. We have had only two serious disagreements in our marriage, and both involved me being what she considered too much of a hard ass on her kids. In both cases, my course of action won out and the results were exemplary enough that my wife has acknowledged that I was absolutely correct.
Sorry to prattle on, but your truth is your truth and your advice, IMHO, is somewhat suspect. My experience is quite different.
Good man! TDW-Mark I and I had 4 kids, two came into the marriage with her. My daughter, one of those two, is getting married to a man who is thoroughly on board with being The Dad to her kids. He, too, is a Good Man.
We had a couple of true dumb ass reservists medivacced during Desert Storm. They did that with the buffer tabs for the NBC gear, and started coughing blood. You can activate a noodlehead to a combat zone, but you can't stop him looking for something to smoke.
Kenny, here goes the sticky for 18..."18 is a coke can bowl. A field expedient means used to smoke dope. Now engage your reading abilities before you even think of touching the fucking keyboard. That is all."
#2: Only if there is something wrong with you. As a guy, your value rises in your 30s (unless you made some bad life choices or were very unlucky). Now that I'm closing in on my 60's, I've peaked (in that area), but if you can't pull worthwhile girls in your 30's and 40's, you're doing something wrong.
Ok, sorry to admit, what is 18 all about? Hybo
ReplyDeleteMaking a coke can bowl.
DeleteSmoking dope.....
DeleteJeez, the meme was right, they'll never know our struggle.
Delete#18 - ???
ReplyDeleteMaking a coke can bowl.
DeleteAlso, a toilet paper tube and a piece foil.
Deletere: #2 - really? I didn't stop dating petite 21 year olds just because I hit 30. I didn't even stop dating them when I was 40.
ReplyDeletere: #18 - that's because they sell them everywhere today.
re: #9 - true...
re: #5 - I'm forwarding that one. If I don't return, this is why.
#5: You stole that from Angel, didn't you?
ReplyDelete#16: Hey. Jesus said distinctly said "Seventy times seven." Don't make me do the math for you.
#18 reminds me of the time I showed a LT why there were crushed beer cans in the barracks trash. We used the pins on the back of our rank to poke holes. That earned me a couple months of "random" piss tests.
ReplyDeleteHow many of your readers won't understand 18?
ReplyDeleteAt least four out of the first nine comments this morning. Now the big question is how many people are going to ask me throughout the day without reading the comments first?
Deleterookies.
Delete#18. Heh!
ReplyDelete18?
ReplyDeleteMaking a coke can bowl.
Delete#18???
ReplyDeleteMaking a coke can bowl.
DeleteSlight correction on #18 it´s clearly a 7 UP can not a Coke can.
DeleteI have used many a soda can way back in the day before glass pipes.
Hiker Mike
#18 . The plastics used in the paint and inner liner when vaporized can't be very good for your health.
Delete> The plastics used in the paint and inner liner when vaporized can't be very good for your health.
DeleteNeither was paraquat, but there we were.
If you're from some parts of the South, they're all Cokes, no matter what flavor.
Delete#2 - Straight ahead, buddy. Do not ask me how I know this, but you'll thank me later.
ReplyDeleteI would argue that a bit. I went the left route and cannot imagine how my life could have been as good as it is now. The two stepsons I have helped to raise have much better lives because of my actions when they were teenagers; they know it and have thanked me for being the rock in those storms. They have come to me for advice many times and the results speak for the effort.
DeleteI ran a dozen exchange students thru my home and gave continuing guidance to some of them for years after they left. I know for a fact that these folks have a better life because of my participation in their development.
And my wife. Almost 35 years of what I can characterize as nearly wedded bliss. We have had only two serious disagreements in our marriage, and both involved me being what she considered too much of a hard ass on her kids. In both cases, my course of action won out and the results were exemplary enough that my wife has acknowledged that I was absolutely correct.
Sorry to prattle on, but your truth is your truth and your advice, IMHO, is somewhat suspect. My experience is quite different.
Good man! TDW-Mark I and I had 4 kids, two came into the marriage with her. My daughter, one of those two, is getting married to a man who is thoroughly on board with being The Dad to her kids. He, too, is a Good Man.
DeleteThanks. Me too.
DeleteGood Lord, you guys are taking a frickin meme Waaaaaay too seriously. Relax
DeleteWe had a couple of true dumb ass reservists medivacced during Desert Storm. They did that with the buffer tabs for the NBC gear, and started coughing blood.
ReplyDeleteYou can activate a noodlehead to a combat zone, but you can't stop him looking for something to smoke.
#4. That really looks like Liz Cheney. If they ever do a live action Muppets, she has to be cast as Miss Piggy.
ReplyDelete#18; Scrape off the paint first!!! 16/oz fans were the best !!
ReplyDelete#18 yeah, got the bowl part, but is that a blurred out nipple on the inside of the holders wrist?
ReplyDeleteI had to go youtube to figure #18 out. They could have pulled the video off of hunter's laptop. But they would have to blur out the kids.
ReplyDeleteKenny, here goes the sticky for 18..."18 is a coke can bowl. A field expedient means used to smoke dope. Now engage your reading abilities before you even think of touching the fucking keyboard. That is all."
ReplyDeleteStarker here, didn't anyone else bend the can and use the bowl shaped bottom, which doesn't have paint?
ReplyDeleteWe had the new guys take the first toke. They thought we were being friendly.
DeleteMuch ado about nothing. Just roll up a nice joint.
DeleteEd
#11 despair dot com.
ReplyDeleteHad that one and a few other demotivational posters on my office wall. Lol
They have some awesome content. Motivational posters don't work, but our demotivational posters don't work even better.
DeleteI didn't get #18 until I read the comments. Then I went back and zoomed in on the pic. Couldn't see the pin with my old eyes.
ReplyDelete18?
ReplyDelete#18, Did anyone else poke a hole in the bottom of the can for proper carburetion?
ReplyDeleteNah, poked a hole in the side.
Delete-rightwingterrorist
#2: Only if there is something wrong with you. As a guy, your value rises in your 30s (unless you made some bad life choices or were very unlucky). Now that I'm closing in on my 60's, I've peaked (in that area), but if you can't pull worthwhile girls in your 30's and 40's, you're doing something wrong.
ReplyDeleteTakes a "special" kind of dude to get all serious over #2. You need to #18 and smoke a few then relax jeez 🙄
ReplyDeleteI really don’t get number 18
ReplyDeleteHe's making a coke can bowl to smoke weed with.
Delete#18. ??? Why don’t you use a bottle instead of a can v
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