I've got a pair of those that were given me but I've never worn them.
I don't work at the ranch much anymore but in the 12+ years I was there full time I only had two close calls. One was curled up in the shade next to a fencepost I was standing right next too. The other was laying on the ground under a firewood round I had just cut and rolled off of him.
I have to admit I was mighty lucky. Also mighty luck that none of my dogs ever got bit. Mighty lucky.
I shot a squirrel with a blunt arrow from a recurve at about 12 yrds. The squirrel was below me. I stepped down the small bank I was on and found the squirrel sitting on it´s hind legs.
We looked at each other for a couple of seconds then the bastard ran straight for me. He ran right up my left leg to my shoulder then launch itself superman style off my shoulder.
I just stood there thinking that was something as I watch the squirrel run off.
That must have been a BIG Black Widow spider for him to act like that.
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What the holy fuck was that?
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Urban Office Worker hakka.
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SHIT ! I took one out in the chicken run with a pitchfork the other day. Little fucker had a big mouth full of feed.
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DeleteThat was embarrassing af...
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SMH
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Ear phone warning! That's a gov worker for ya. -sammy
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling when things go sideways he won't be a whole lot of help .
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ReplyDeleteit was a squirrel.. (for those who were asking...)
ReplyDeleteI would be divorced in short order if I had acted that way.
ReplyDeleteAh, I'm sure his husband brought him hot chocolate and a valium soon after.
DeleteSounds like me when I look down and see a rattlesnake at my feet.
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DeleteI've got a pair of those that were given me but I've never worn them.
DeleteI don't work at the ranch much anymore but in the 12+ years I was there full time I only had two close calls. One was curled up in the shade next to a fencepost I was standing right next too. The other was laying on the ground under a firewood round I had just cut and rolled off of him.
I have to admit I was mighty lucky. Also mighty luck that none of my dogs ever got bit. Mighty lucky.
Strong men create good times they say. Effemination of the American male is one generation from pussydom.
ReplyDeleteThat was not a man. That was a piss poor male example.
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ReplyDeleteI shot a squirrel with a blunt arrow from a recurve at about 12 yrds. The squirrel was below me. I stepped down the small bank I was on and found the squirrel sitting on it´s hind legs.
ReplyDeleteWe looked at each other for a couple of seconds then the bastard ran straight for me. He ran right up my left leg to my shoulder then launch itself superman style off my shoulder.
I just stood there thinking that was something as I watch the squirrel run off.
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I didn't squeal that bad the time I grabbed a rat snake in my silverware drawer.
ReplyDeleteThe squirrel was not the squirrelliest thing in that video.
ReplyDeleteScream like a little bitc* doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteThe alpha males hunted mammoths. That is an epsilon male at best.
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Squirrels are food.
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