#7 reminded me of the old Snurfer, the forerunner of the snow boards that they ride today. The Snurfer was invented right here in my town of Muskegon, Michigan. We all had them in the mid to late 70's, when we would drive with our newly granted licenses to Fremont, Michigan where there was a very steep hill, a mile or two behind Gerber Baby Food company. They had a tow rope to pull yourself back up hill. We took innertubes from tractor tires as well. It got to the point where we took snow mobile helmets or motorcycle helmets, to wear because we got going so fast that we were afraid of hitting our heads on the rocks and trees at the far bottom of the hill. Here in Michigan we don't have the mountains that many states do, just really steep hills.
#2 Once had a young lady ask if she could try my bike out in the parking lot. Told her no, because it would probably kill her. Never regretted it. Firehand
#4: "We regret to inform you that after reviewing the evidence we have available, your insurance claim has been denied. Please consider our 'extra special level of stupid' policy in the future."
#1 - I wonder if she's a Green yelling that climate change is killing all the fish.
ReplyDelete#1 is the funniest damn thing I've seen here. Ever.
ReplyDelete#1: Holy Mackerel!
ReplyDelete#4: Lesson: If you want to add fuel to the fire take a mouth full and spit toward the flame.
#6: Advice from a lawyer. Don't stop, don't call 911. Keep driving and pretend it never happened.
#7: See #6.
#10: Guess he didn't see the "Slippery when wet" sigh.
Number 1 must have been an anti God rant. And God looked down and gazed upon the scene and said, "Hold my beer and watch this."
ReplyDelete#2 Stick to bicycles. Stationary, that is.
ReplyDelete#1 Proof my dear. Nobody give a flyin fuck what you have to say.
ReplyDelete#1 smacked by a mackrel.
ReplyDeletePoor guy thought it was his mother.
Delete#7 reminded me of the old Snurfer, the forerunner of the snow boards that they ride today. The Snurfer was invented right here in my town of Muskegon, Michigan. We all had them in the mid to late 70's, when we would drive with our newly granted licenses to Fremont, Michigan where there was a very steep hill, a mile or two behind Gerber Baby Food company. They had a tow rope to pull yourself back up hill.
ReplyDeleteWe took innertubes from tractor tires as well. It got to the point where we took snow mobile helmets or motorcycle helmets, to wear because we got going so fast that we were afraid of hitting our heads on the rocks and trees at the far bottom of the hill. Here in Michigan we don't have the mountains that many states do, just really steep hills.
I don't know what's going on with #1, but I'd bet a dollar he deserves it.
ReplyDelete#6 You'd think a German could do better.
ReplyDelete#2 Once had a young lady ask if she could try my bike out in the parking lot. Told her no, because it would probably kill her. Never regretted it.
ReplyDeleteFirehand
#5 - Looks like homemade wine and she was fucked up!. No matter. That makes it even more tragic. My kind of people!
ReplyDelete#4: "We regret to inform you that after reviewing the evidence we have available, your insurance claim has been denied. Please consider our 'extra special level of stupid' policy in the future."
ReplyDelete#6 is so satisfying to watch.