About #11...When I was in college I went to the grocery store one night to buy my value hot dogs, ramen, creamed corn and generic mac and cheese (My diet was based on what was cheapest) when a rather 'pimped out' Cadillac Coupe pulled up to the door. This big woman got out of the car, dressed to the gaudy nines and flashing some obscene rings and pearls. I needn't mention her race, probably. She went straight to the meat counter and got 4 T-bone steaks and four live lobsters. Coming to the express lane with her less than 10 items she proceeded to bitch and moan about the little old lady ahead of her with her milk and coffee making her wait. When she was all rung up she whipped out a booklet of food stamps (This was before the EBT card) and paid for it all. Disconcerting to say the least.
#1, it is a true fact the bitches screaming about this shit are a ugly as sin and there no way in hell they ever get knocked up. I really don't think there enough booze in the world to make them look okay even before passing out. but then again, there always some asshole who will jump on anything if given the chance. for some reason ragheads come to mind,,
No white man would jump them but negroids will. The majority of time I see a woman ugly as XXXX with a child it's mulatto. I don't know why. Maybe they're getting paid with a 40 o or something.
#16 Back about '78 I was at a bar with an argumentative bitch who told me "I can leave this bar with another guy faster than you could leave with another girl." I said "Let's give that a try." I picked out the best looking girl in the place, walked up and showed her the vial from my pocket then asked if she'd like to go someplace quiet and snort the contents. She said yes. Five second pick up. The original bitch just stared dumbfounded as I waved bye.
#16 - One reason why I - almost - hope I don't win the lottery. I'm close to sixty, but I remember how much I loved a few lines during and after a night on the town.
#15, my uncle told me when I was about 17, that he asked his dad, my grandfather, how old are you when you stop wanting sex all the time. My grandpa looked at him, and said, " How in the hell should I know?" He was 61. I just turned 62 this past June, so I don't feel so bad. Heck, I can go a whole day without thinking about sex more than 5 or 6 times. Of course, that is only if I could not sleep the night before, and didn't wake up until noon. Just like the two 15 year old boys who got their dad's Playboy and read that boys their age thought about sex 90% of the time. One looked at the other and said, " What are we supposed to think of the other 10% of the time?"
#'s 6 & 7 had me roaring. # 11, true, not funny, i see that kind of crap far too often. Should've tossed in driving away in her BMW
ReplyDeleteAbout #11...When I was in college I went to the grocery store one night to buy my value hot dogs, ramen, creamed corn and generic mac and cheese (My diet was based on what was cheapest) when a rather 'pimped out' Cadillac Coupe pulled up to the door. This big woman got out of the car, dressed to the gaudy nines and flashing some obscene rings and pearls. I needn't mention her race, probably. She went straight to the meat counter and got 4 T-bone steaks and four live lobsters. Coming to the express lane with her less than 10 items she proceeded to bitch and moan about the little old lady ahead of her with her milk and coffee making her wait. When she was all rung up she whipped out a booklet of food stamps (This was before the EBT card) and paid for it all. Disconcerting to say the least.
Delete#1, it is a true fact the bitches screaming about this shit are a ugly as sin and there no way in hell they ever get knocked up. I really don't think there enough booze in the world to make them look okay even before passing out.
ReplyDeletebut then again, there always some asshole who will jump on anything if given the chance.
for some reason ragheads come to mind,,
No white man would jump them but negroids will. The majority of time I see a woman ugly as XXXX with a child it's mulatto. I don't know why. Maybe they're getting paid with a 40 o or something.
Delete#1: I see what the problem is. She put her ass on backward this morning.
DeleteLooks to me like Jebadiah is on the selling side of the table.
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Good catch. Who ever made the meme must have been high as the barn rafters…
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#20 No shit.....
ReplyDelete#16 Back about '78 I was at a bar with an argumentative bitch who told me "I can leave this bar with another guy faster than you could leave with another girl." I said "Let's give that a try." I picked out the best looking girl in the place, walked up and showed her the vial from my pocket then asked if she'd like to go someplace quiet and snort the contents. She said yes. Five second pick up. The original bitch just stared dumbfounded as I waved bye.
ReplyDelete#4: Parent freaks at dodgeball hit on 6 year old, but gives the thumbs-up sign at them getting their gender transition surgery next week.
ReplyDelete#13: He gave that stimulent trick up after a blow job went wrong.
#16 - One reason why I - almost - hope I don't win the lottery. I'm close to sixty, but I remember how much I loved a few lines during and after a night on the town.
ReplyDelete#1 What saddens me with those two is that abortions were legal when they were in the womb. Damn, missed again eh Josie?
ReplyDelete#15, my uncle told me when I was about 17, that he asked his dad, my grandfather, how old are you when you stop wanting sex all the time. My grandpa looked at him, and said, " How in the hell should I know?" He was 61.
ReplyDeleteI just turned 62 this past June, so I don't feel so bad. Heck, I can go a whole day without thinking about sex more than 5 or 6 times. Of course, that is only if I could not sleep the night before, and didn't wake up until noon.
Just like the two 15 year old boys who got their dad's Playboy and read that boys their age thought about sex 90% of the time. One looked at the other and said, " What are we supposed to think of the other 10% of the time?"
#17 I heard someone say that ain't a microphone. That will pretty much put an end to that
ReplyDelete#20 I bought a Wide Glide for my 70th birthday in August. Because mid-life crises and shit.
ReplyDelete#14. That hurt just looking at it....
ReplyDelete#14 That was the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in awhile.
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