#2: The voters read: "Should I come out", not go out.
#5: But would he lock himself in the garage with the Nordstream pipeline?
#8: Or Mary Palm.
#10: Well shit does come out of most humans mouths where their tongues are in the form of words so why can't those same tongues venture into where other shit comes from? Asking for a friend.
#10 When I met the woman who was to become my wife several years ago... I had this overwhelming urge to eat her ass after a short period of time. Could have been the first date for all I remember.
I had never done that to anyone before, never occurred to me, or even was willing to do it, nor was it a conscious decision to do so. But all night I had this thing inside my head that I needed to do it, and that thought wouldn't leave.
Turns out that we had been married before in a past life (she's a medium) and some crazy thngs went down/ carried over to this life.
#9: Took delivery of a terrific Ford Taurus SHO years ago on a Saturday afternoon. Left early Sunday morning to see a client in New Jersey. Hit a deer in the Poconos in the afternoon. $4,000 damage. I had the car 24 hours.
A good friend of mine saved up and bought a used Porsche 924, a car he had lusted after for many years. It caught fire and burned to the chassis on the drive home. No, it wasn't yet insured. He had it towed to his backyard. Used to brag about having the most expensive BBQ grill in town.
#7, that was just plain mean, but I loved it!
ReplyDelete#13. No kidding, almost as bad as Mexicans covering their food with gobs of cilantro
Little known fact: It's how the Mexicans avoid the food poisoning and why the tourists all get sick.
Delete#1: That's like asking for change from a $3 bill.
ReplyDelete#2: The voters read: "Should I come out", not go out.
#5: But would he lock himself in the garage with the Nordstream pipeline?
#8: Or Mary Palm.
#10: Well shit does come out of most humans mouths where their tongues are in the form of words so why can't those same tongues venture into where other shit comes from? Asking for a friend.
#19: Several times a day.
#10 When I met the woman who was to become my wife several years ago... I had this overwhelming urge to eat her ass after a short period of time. Could have been the first date for all I remember.
DeleteI had never done that to anyone before, never occurred to me, or even was willing to do it, nor was it a conscious decision to do so. But all night I had this thing inside my head that I needed to do it, and that thought wouldn't leave.
Turns out that we had been married before in a past life (she's a medium) and some crazy thngs went down/ carried over to this life.
#20 With a Russian gun..
ReplyDeleteCan you say "Do svidaniya?"
Delete*Bang*Bang*Bang*Bang!!!!
Not in my neighborhood.
#9: Took delivery of a terrific Ford Taurus SHO years ago on a Saturday afternoon. Left early Sunday morning to see a client in New Jersey. Hit a deer in the Poconos in the afternoon. $4,000 damage. I had the car 24 hours.
ReplyDeleteNot making this up.
You've got Lane Luck. Take my word for it.
DeleteA good friend of mine saved up and bought a used Porsche 924, a car he had lusted after for many years.
DeleteIt caught fire and burned to the chassis on the drive home. No, it wasn't yet insured.
He had it towed to his backyard. Used to brag about having the most expensive BBQ grill in town.
19 - Shoulda picked our own cotton.
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