#6. In an increasing number of households, boys do not have that choice. (I first wrote "families," but then decided such a group with no father present is not a family.)
4 Car don't start? Who don't get out and open the hood? Move some wires and hoses around. She's probably just as effective by tapping things. 7 Kid you're getting a hotdog, probably with catsup 9 Used to set at the edge of the woods at dusk and watch the flying squirrels come down. Daryl
#2 "Ninja" no longer on the list of future careers. #6 Grampa doesn't slobber all over him with so called kisses, and he doesn't soak himself in perfume and smother the kid with so called hugs. #7 There's probably an uncle in the background that said "I dare you".
Number 8 is a Marine. You can find full videos of him doing some unbelievable stuff. There's one of him in a bar, i think, in dress blues. You could almost hear the panties hitting the floor.
5 - lightning leaves behind a trail of ionized air, which is a better conductor than the surrounding air and acts as the path of least resistance between the cloud and earth. Hence, repeated strikes at the same place.
I used to hit deer quite often, on my drive to work. I think that the count was about 5. Including a 10 point, that didn't die, but was shot by a bow hunter, that fall. It had a limp, with a withered front leg. One of the joys of living in the boonies, with a 40 mile drive each way, with 12 hour shifts, so it was dark both ways in the winter.
#8, the Marine is Michael Eckert, look for his YouTube channel with this title: 0 to 5 Pull Ups in 5 Steps - US Marine // Michael Eckert The guy is an absolute stud.
No one else notice the deer is going faster than the car, and the car shows 39mph when he jumped across the road? No telling if he braked, but seeing deer coming towards the car, I certainly would.
#6 Can you spot the bitch? Listen to kids. They aint stupid. Dogs as same.
ReplyDelete#5 WAKEY WAKEY
ReplyDelete#6. In an increasing number of households, boys do not have that choice. (I first wrote "families," but then decided such a group with no father present is not a family.)
ReplyDelete#2: That's why you practice with nunchucks first.
ReplyDelete#3 only a few things worse than a dumb dog!
ReplyDelete#4: Some advice: If she offers to give you a hand job walk away.
ReplyDeleteIn #4, wtf does that chick think she's doing with the stick?
ReplyDeleteDriving out the evil spirits?
DeleteWell, duh, she's checking for loose thing-a-ma-jigs!
DeleteTuning her engine - I think she discovered it is A#.
DeleteGetting the cat to exit, or depending on the area, maybe a snake
DeleteI think that's the appropriate action if the think rattling under the hood is a snake.
DeleteStarker here, what is she thinking? Everyone knows you have to use crystals, it's about energy flow!
Delete4 Car don't start? Who don't get out and open the hood? Move some wires and hoses around. She's probably just as effective by tapping things.
ReplyDelete7 Kid you're getting a hotdog, probably with catsup
9 Used to set at the edge of the woods at dusk and watch the flying squirrels come down.
Daryl
#2. Better with nutchucks.
ReplyDelete#7. Someone likes their steak rare.
ReplyDeleteThat was me. Never.
ReplyDelete#7 The mini-carnivore won't wait.
ReplyDelete#2 "Ninja" no longer on the list of future careers.
ReplyDelete#6 Grampa doesn't slobber all over him with so called kisses, and he doesn't soak himself in perfume and smother the kid with so called hugs.
#7 There's probably an uncle in the background that said "I dare you".
Or maybe a g-paw
Delete#10 OK Rusty's in the club!
ReplyDelete#9. Rocky Lives!
ReplyDeleteLooks like he hit the tree so hard he knocked his "nuts" up into his mouth..
Delete#3 We had a terrier and a lab. The terrier would lay wherever she wanted and the lab would suck it up. Hilarious, just like this
ReplyDelete#5 is Darwin territory, standing on open high rise balcony with a metal railing? Sheesh!
ReplyDelete#10 Same thing happened to a girlfriend's parents up in Washington State, only it didn't miss their car.
ReplyDeleteDamn good shocks on that scooter.
ReplyDeleteMarine Corps, get some Jarhead, Uuurr—Rraahh. #8
ReplyDeleteNumber 8 is a Marine. You can find full videos of him doing some unbelievable stuff. There's one of him in a bar, i think, in dress blues. You could almost hear the panties hitting the floor.
ReplyDelete5 - lightning leaves behind a trail of ionized air, which is a better conductor than the surrounding air and acts as the path of least resistance between the cloud and earth. Hence, repeated strikes at the same place.
ReplyDelete#2 brings back memories.
ReplyDelete#5: Yep, time to go inside.
#6: That would set off at least a little alarm bell in my head.
#8: My shoulders hurt just watching that.
I used to hit deer quite often, on my drive to work. I think that the count was about 5. Including a 10 point, that didn't die, but was shot by a bow hunter, that fall. It had a limp, with a withered front leg.
ReplyDeleteOne of the joys of living in the boonies, with a 40 mile drive each way, with 12 hour shifts, so it was dark both ways in the winter.
#8, the Marine is Michael Eckert, look for his YouTube channel with this title: 0 to 5 Pull Ups in 5 Steps - US Marine // Michael Eckert
ReplyDeleteThe guy is an absolute stud.
No one else notice the deer is going faster than the car, and the car shows 39mph when he jumped across the road? No telling if he braked, but seeing deer coming towards the car, I certainly would.
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