Caught a fishing boat loaded with dope, crew claimed they were Mexican. Chased the SOB's almost 24 hrs before getting an SNO (Statement of No Objection) from los federales in DC. Told them that smoke on the horizon was a Mexican DD coming for them. Suddenly they remembered they were Columbian, and were willing to co operate. Something about the difference in going to US vs Mexican jail.....
The d-bag is from a couple towns over from where I grew up. My middle aged, lib brother loves the guy. Two years ago at Thanksgiving, he played some for me. Hard pass.
For #6, misbehaving kids - I would just pick up the phone and declare I have no choice but to call 1-800-SANTACLAUS (or 1-800-NORTHPOLE) to let Santa put it on his list. As I was dialing behavior changed. Worked 100% of the time.
#19 today, that's those folks idea of foreplay
ReplyDelete#5, when you see bae spraying Fabreeze on the back of her yoga pants.
ReplyDelete- WDS
That's just nasty
Delete#5 made me lol, I've been having car issues lately and that one hit home.
Delete#20 had an illegal give a fake name that had a murder warrant attached, he backed up quick after we had him downed and cuffed, lol.
ReplyDeleteCaught a fishing boat loaded with dope, crew claimed they were Mexican. Chased the SOB's almost 24 hrs before getting an SNO (Statement of No Objection) from los federales in DC. Told them that smoke on the horizon was a Mexican DD coming for them. Suddenly they remembered they were Columbian, and were willing to co operate. Something about the difference in going to US vs Mexican jail.....
Delete#1 Just curious, who is that? He does look like a sweaty ball sack.
ReplyDeleteHis name is Post Malone, a hip hop 'artist'.
DeleteSo which of his albums you like best? :)
DeleteLadies, you can find that same guy washing dishes in any local E. Coli infested diner.
DeleteThe d-bag is from a couple towns over from where I grew up. My middle aged, lib brother loves the guy. Two years ago at Thanksgiving, he played some for me. Hard pass.
DeleteFor #6, misbehaving kids - I would just pick up the phone and declare I have no choice but to call 1-800-SANTACLAUS (or 1-800-NORTHPOLE) to let Santa put it on his list. As I was dialing behavior changed. Worked 100% of the time.
ReplyDelete#10 autocorrect is just stupid, search the same mangled word it cant find on google, and it right away says, "did you mean (corrected word)"?
ReplyDelete#1 Did Elliot Page transition her hair too? Yikes! Love the site, it's a daily checkup to get great info and a guaranteed laugh.
ReplyDelete#8 - I've seen this before and I can't make out what he's putting in the fountain.
ReplyDeleteCoins to make his wishes come true.
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