#2. That is why we put the n stanchions to milk them. Keep them from moving around. Then hobble the back legs to keep them from moving. But, yes she would be one to keep around.
The only possible down-side might be that they have hands as smooth as a calf's tongue. You farm/ranch guys will know what I mean. But then again, some guys might consider that to be a plus!
Dude, she's going to kick you out of bed at 4am, 20 below to send you out to get the chores done on an empty belly because the animals come first. Daryl
Reminds me of the old farm joke about the guy who was trying to milk an uncooperative cow. First she kicked the bucket with her left foot and he tied her left leg to one side. Then she kicked with her right and he tied the right. Then she flicked him in the face with her tail. Just as he was standing behind her and reaching up to tie her tail to a rafter, his overalls fell down. Then his wife walked into the barn to see why he hadn't brought the milk into the house yet.
#1. Parking Lot 3 at the University of Maryland. The mile-long walk to campus had puddles that guaranteed you were soaked to the skin every time a car passed you. I got in the habilt of carrying two umbrellas: one for the rain and one held sideways for the tire splash. (Hell, the University Mascot IS a Testudo!)
The milkmaid was a pretty popular girl in town. She was milking old Matilda one day when the cow got a little frisky, kicked the bucket over and kicked her in the head, knocking her out. Laying there slightly dazed when she came to, the girl looked up, saw the four teats hanging down and said "One at a time boys"
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ReplyDeleteThe young lady milking has been there, done that. She understands that milk cattle have to be treated with gentleness and kindness.
I agree with your comment. Some milk spilled but I thought she did a great save. A terrific gal.
DeleteShe knows there's no use crying over it.
DeleteShe's a milkmaid deluxe!
Delete#3 LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWiscoDave
You read my mind!!!!!
Delete#2- She's a Keeper.
ReplyDeleteI liked that milkmaid indeed.
Delete#3 That will teach you......
ReplyDeleteThat ain't the way to hook up a 3 way!
DeleteYeehaww!! And he was out of control before he even hit the burble...
Delete#2. That is why we put the n stanchions to milk them. Keep them from moving around. Then hobble the back legs to keep them from moving. But, yes she would be one to keep around.
ReplyDeleteFarm gals make good wives, change my mind!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
The only possible down-side might be that they have hands as smooth as a calf's tongue. You farm/ranch guys will know what I mean.
DeleteBut then again, some guys might consider that to be a plus!
Dude, she's going to kick you out of bed at 4am, 20 below to send you out to get the chores done on an empty belly because the animals come first.
DeleteDaryl
Why does 9 need masking tape?
DeleteDaryl
Looks like he masked around a chip to keep the paint from spreading. Turned out he had more paint problems than the chip
DeleteReminds me of the old farm joke about the guy who was trying to milk an uncooperative cow. First she kicked the bucket with her left foot and he tied her left leg to one side. Then she kicked with her right and he tied the right. Then she flicked him in the face with her tail. Just as he was standing behind her and reaching up to tie her tail to a rafter, his overalls fell down. Then his wife walked into the barn to see why he hadn't brought the milk into the house yet.
ReplyDelete#5 I've done that, but there was no trampoline, and it wasn't my head.
ReplyDelete#1. Parking Lot 3 at the University of Maryland. The mile-long walk to campus had puddles that guaranteed you were soaked to the skin every time a car passed you. I got in the habilt of carrying two umbrellas: one for the rain and one held sideways for the tire splash. (Hell, the University Mascot IS a Testudo!)
ReplyDelete#1: It's like when you're driving, you just never know what's hidden under that water.
ReplyDelete#2: You just gotta love it when she's that cute and not all vapid and hung up on her appearance.
#5: Lucky he landed in between studs. A good long daily walk will do wonders for this guy if his hips and knees are up to it.
#7: Pay attention!
#2 reminds me of the old Milkmaid joke:
ReplyDeleteThe milkmaid was a pretty popular girl in town.
She was milking old Matilda one day when the cow got a little frisky, kicked the bucket over and kicked her in the head, knocking her out.
Laying there slightly dazed when she came to, the girl looked up, saw the four teats hanging down and said "One at a time boys"