Same here in my town. There's a set of redheaded twin sisters and a young platinum-haired gal who looks like a young Teri Garr, and that's just at checkout! The crew at the bakery has it's share of good-lookin' wimmin, too...
Also Happy Marine Corp Birthday, 247 years of rompem stompem hell death and destruction, the finest fighting force the world has ever known. And Happy Veterans Day to my fellow Veterans.
Just be glad that you don't get to enjoy time with kidney stones. I will just say that one of the worst times, they gave me a shot of Demerol in the ass and it didn't do anything. So they gave me 10mg Morphine, through my IV drip. Then they did that again. Then they did that one more time, and finally I stopped barfing in their sink, and was able to lay down on the bed. It was a woman doctor who was willing to give me so much narcotics to stop my pain. She came on shift, and the young male doctor was just pissing about, afraid to give me anything that would help with the pain. She was an older woman, who knew what was what. She also sent me home with Oxycontin, which was not any stronger to me than Norco, but it did last longer. Kidney stones are really no joke, and when they are as large as that one was, you are willing to kill for relief.
Was lithotripsy not an option? I had 2 stones removed in early ‘90s, each of which were a centimeter (0.4in) in size. Admittedly in my case they were in situ in the kidney, and I know pain arises when stones get caught in ureter en route to bladder, having experienced that in earlier episodes. For both centimeter-sized stones, however, lithotripsy broke them both up and I peed sand and blood for 2 days afterward. Success.
#7 is obviously fake, Walmart doesn't have employees that good looking.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, we've got a couple cuties working at ours. And of course there's a few that are uglier than I am.
DeleteSame here in my town. There's a set of redheaded twin sisters and a young platinum-haired gal who looks like a young Teri Garr, and that's just at checkout! The crew at the bakery has it's share of good-lookin' wimmin, too...
DeleteChecking out women at WM.
DeleteYou have to admit that's a pretty sad confession.
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Real men check out wimmens EVERYWHERE.
DeleteI've checked out women at family reunions.
Delete"Cuzzin's is fer practicin' on! (overheard in a SC roadhouse)
Delete-WDS
Sadly, #11 hits close to home with me.
ReplyDeleteCould have kept that to yourelf
DeleteHe could have, but he posted anonymously so it's not like anyone is going to ridicule him for it in real life
DeleteWAY too true !
Delete#11. At a certain age I figured out: Young men have a fire hose, older men have a spray nozzle.
ReplyDeleteNo Kidding :-)
DeleteYou probably have to polish
ReplyDeleteyour shoes a lot….
Rubber boots
DeleteSort of a caveat to #11, there are no atheist when that week long, behind schedule,BM finally arrives. Everybody says oh thank you god.
ReplyDeleteAlso Happy Marine Corp Birthday, 247 years of rompem stompem hell death and destruction, the finest fighting force the world has ever known. And Happy Veterans Day to my fellow Veterans.
ReplyDeleteBack at ya Semper Fi
DeleteJust be glad that you don't get to enjoy time with kidney stones. I will just say that one of the worst times, they gave me a shot of Demerol in the ass and it didn't do anything. So they gave me 10mg Morphine, through my IV drip. Then they did that again. Then they did that one more time, and finally I stopped barfing in their sink, and was able to lay down on the bed.
ReplyDeleteIt was a woman doctor who was willing to give me so much narcotics to stop my pain. She came on shift, and the young male doctor was just pissing about, afraid to give me anything that would help with the pain. She was an older woman, who knew what was what. She also sent me home with Oxycontin, which was not any stronger to me than Norco, but it did last longer.
Kidney stones are really no joke, and when they are as large as that one was, you are willing to kill for relief.
Was lithotripsy not an option? I had 2 stones removed in early ‘90s, each of which were a centimeter (0.4in) in size. Admittedly in my case they were in situ in the kidney, and I know pain arises when stones get caught in ureter en route to bladder, having experienced that in earlier episodes. For both centimeter-sized stones, however, lithotripsy broke them both up and I peed sand and blood for 2 days afterward. Success.
DeleteSo, you didn't get the scope up the dick to crush the stone? You missed the real treat, going home with stents and a cath.
DeleteDaryl
#20...those 3 work just fine.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I've been making do with only the first two for the last 20 years. FML.
DeleteNot sure why but I love #5. :P
ReplyDeleteVeronica ( I'm, er, told).
DeleteGloria Steinem quote, is that really necessary?
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