During an argument early Thanksgiving morning, a Florida Man threw a sex toy at his girlfriend, leaving the woman with a bruise on her torso, according to cops who noted that they did not confiscate the weapon used in the alleged domestic battery.
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Saw the dude's head. He is the dildo.
ReplyDelete"did not confiscate the weapon..."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't touch it either.
No telling where it's been.
And she's liable to fight you for it too.
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