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Thursday, January 05, 2023

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

PORTLAND, Ore. — A 25-year-old who allegedly bit and chewed off part of another man’s ear and face in Gresham early Tuesday morning told police he thought the victim was "a robot" because of "how he smelled." 

 Koryn Daniel Kraemer, 25, has been charged with second-degree assault. He admitted to consuming fentanyl pills, alcohol, and marijuana before the attack, the Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office said.
-Don in Oregon



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7 comments:

  1. Mike GuentherJanuary 5, 2023 at 12:52 PM

    Sounds like that dude was "fu@ked up as a football bat."

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2023 at 1:49 PM

    Smell is the giveaway spotting robots. They're supposed to be tasty.
    Drug-level was Portland baseline; you try living here.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2023 at 2:51 PM

    I'm never going to stop loving that image. --nines

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    1. wirecutterJanuary 5, 2023 at 3:42 PM

      And you're the reason I keep using it with posts like this.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2023 at 3:32 PM

    Do robots smell like 3-in One?
    I saw give him more fentanyl. A shitload more.

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  5. ABEJanuary 5, 2023 at 4:27 PM

    I've never smelled a robot, but if I did, there's no doubt I'd bite it's face off! What in the hell else are you going to do?

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