#6) When my wife and I were first married, we lived in a walkout basement apartment on the top of a hill with a steep 250' long curving driveway. One early winter morning I walked out to start my company van, and found everything iced over by promptly falling on my ass and starting to slide down the paved driveway. There were curbs on the sides that prevented me from bailing off into the dirt so I rode it all the way to the bottom. At the bottom of the driveway were several cars that were stuck going up the road. Rather than end up under one, I aimed for the back wheel of a small sedan and put my feet straight out. I hit the back wheel and sent the car a couple feet sideways. Surprised the shit out of the woman that was sitting in the drivers seat, and she was surprised again as I used her car to help stand up. I went back up to the house through the woods and waited for some melting to occur before venturing out again.
#7 No worries, it was a cheap Nikon.....
ReplyDelete#10 Evil Martinez
ReplyDeleteOne of the legs in #4... female Theismann?
ReplyDeleteYep. Wow!
DeleteStupid should hurt.
ReplyDeleteLooks as if it did in most of those .gifs
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#6) When my wife and I were first married, we lived in a walkout basement apartment on the top of a hill with a steep 250' long curving driveway. One early winter morning I walked out to start my company van, and found everything iced over by promptly falling on my ass and starting to slide down the paved driveway. There were curbs on the sides that prevented me from bailing off into the dirt so I rode it all the way to the bottom. At the bottom of the driveway were several cars that were stuck going up the road. Rather than end up under one, I aimed for the back wheel of a small sedan and put my feet straight out. I hit the back wheel and sent the car a couple feet sideways. Surprised the shit out of the woman that was sitting in the drivers seat, and she was surprised again as I used her car to help stand up. I went back up to the house through the woods and waited for some melting to occur before venturing out again.
ReplyDeleteLife's hard. It's harder when you're dumb.
ReplyDelete#1 A royal flush.
ReplyDelete#9 I can't stop watching and laughing. Does that make me a bad person?
ReplyDeleteYes LOL
DeleteNever let the wimmens ride your stuff
ReplyDelete#3 - Reason No. 6,657,381 why women live longer than men. #5, #8, #9 - women trying to even up the odds.
ReplyDelete#1: And somehow he remained upright on the ladder through that.
ReplyDelete#2 just makes me smile.
#3: We might have a "why do you only have one eyebrow?" situation here.
#4 also just makes me smile.
#5: I always say "if you've seen one shuffle dance, you've seen them all." Here's the exception that proves the rule!
#7: "So, how's life going?" This kinda sums it up.
#8: Good thing that sturdy metal sign was there to warn her, and break her fall. All jokes aside, that would be a nightmare to navigate.