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Friday, January 20, 2023

God: Did I not tell you Thou Shall Not Steal?

Divine justice came swiftly for a would-be thief who broke into a Catholic Church earlier this week. 

According to local news sources, the man, reportedly drunk, broke into the Cristo Rey Parish in the city of Monterrey, Mexico, near the border with Texas. While trying to steal a statue of St. Michael the Archangel in the early morning hours on Saturday, he reportedly tripped and fell, injuring himself on the angel’s sword.
-WiscoDave
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2023 at 4:47 PM

    St. Michael for the win!

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2023 at 5:45 PM

    "Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord." St. Michael the Archangel, whose name means, "one who is like God," had his due.

    How sweetly ironic.

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  3. Crabby Old BatJanuary 20, 2023 at 8:06 PM

    Bwah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah. FAFO, Archangel style.

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